Kaitlyn and Rob try to out-spiderwalk the oncoming storm. Today's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Greet Someone Listen to learn all about Home Improvement, lo-fi Avengers, film history, Toronto weather patterns, and more. How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob dive into an article NOT READY FOR THE PUBLIC Today's WikiHow article: How to Attract a Skater How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob whisper words in italics. Today's WikiHow article: How to Improve Your Friendships Listen to learn all about Thomas Cruise, Old People Tinder, secondary locations, mid-2000's social media, clothes jokes, and not putting things in your mouth. How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob's baby gets demonetized. Today's WikiHow article: How to React to an Ugly Baby Listen to learn all about canes, beefs with God, tape noises, smashing like buttons, closer cookies, curses, compliment catchphrases, and maybe other 'C' words? But not that one. How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob uncover an anti-meme conspiracy. Listen to learn all about laugh jazz, how adage + proverb = adverb, grammatical laughter, job interviewer etiquette, and our T-shirt machine.   Today's WikiHow article: How to Fake Laugh How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob reveal their exciting new religion. Listen to learn all about Kaitlyn's eyepatch, Tomorrowland, the Illuminati film club, paragons of averageness, the ghost of Ayn Rand, Michael Phelps versus a CGI shark, rules of fashion, posture, and more. Today's WikiHow article: How to Be Unforgettable How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob are reader-approved. Listen to learn all about Kaitlyn's music college, diva Daniel Radcliffe, self-helping bots, Sophia the Terminator, extra uses for pens, imitating your dog to make friends, lounge chair insides, selfie technique, Oprah's self-esteem lessons, and more. Today's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Have a Pleasant Facial Expression How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob get terse. Listen to learn all about real games and FIFAs, a tub full of mice, tersely-worded hypocrisy, upsetting Twihards, fire safety, Justin Timberlake's listenership, lie-down measurements, the youths' skinny legends, and the great debaters of our time. Today's WikiHow article: How to Act Like a Werewolf (Girls) How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob put their foot down. In the "nuh uh" way, not in the "WikiHow thinks foot-stomping is clapping" way. Listen to learn all about opera-loving Boss Babies, praying with enthusiasm, Not-a-Claps, poetry reading etiquette, eye-clapping, actual useful WikiHow content, airplane clapping, Thunderpaws, concert etiquette, 'chworal' music, Jon “Succubus” Stewart, and movie-going etiquette. Today's WikiHow article: How to Clap Your Hands How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK

Kaitlyn and Rob discover the secret origins of Leslie Knope and John Mulaney. Listen to learn all about pronunciations of Regina, the WikiHow beauty standard, fairweather friends, signs you're old, Mean Girls versus Mean Women (in a non-gendered sense), essay-writing, bravery, Hermione Granger: The Meanest Girl of All, J.K. Rowling vs Joss Whedon, and an incredibly personal Kaitlyn Alexander story. Today's WikiHow article: How to Be a Mean Girl How to Not is a comedy podcast where Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK