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Rit brings you the recap of the final RHONY episode of the season. And if the worst chain of hugs in history wasn't enough to cheer you up, he may have a fun giveaway around the bend for his loyal listeners. ACT 1Ramona is still laying in Luann and thinks she’s still drinking. It’s incredible how accountable ramona tries to hold everyone, and she would NEVER take the same guidance or advice from anyone! Can you imagine if she was in Luanns’ position? Ramona tells Luann you failed yourself. Nothing like telling that to an alcoholic! Luann says that her probation is over in 3 months. Ramona snidely asks, if she can drink after that? Luann says she’ll take it one day at a time. Bethenny says maybe that’ll be when her divorce is finalized and they can celebrate together. Ramona off camera… that could be fun. BITCH YOU WONT BE INVITED!! Andy wishes Luann good luck. Then it goes gray. I’m thinking omg did she violate her probation again?! Title card: Six days after taping this reunion, Luann appeared in court to defend charges that she violated her probation. She was given further restrictions for the remainder of her probation. ...who cares about this? FLASHBACK to show them at Dorinda’s. Sonja getting posessed by the Morgan ghost. Then they go to that weird micmiry lady. Then they go to miami and Sonja gets wasted and does the dorinda screaming, and then falls on her face. The picture of her in the bottom right, her face is like, eh you win some you lose some. Andy asks them how the naked chef’s food was, asks if there were any pubes or hair. Bethenny: You know what, thank you for that… it’s funny to see her grossed outDorinda’s sister Malinda… Discussing taking Sonja to the house… Dorinda has such a deep complicated reason for why she took them to that mansion, going back a couple of generations. Andy: Sonja, there were to occassions where people were concerned about your drinking. Sonja: Which two? Andy says when she held the dog up in the berkshries and when she cried about the latters. Sonja: But i always do those things! Sonja is the kim richards of this group… even when she’s sober, she’s so kooky that you don’t actually know if she’s sober. It’s interesting that Bethenny went into the closet and went through Sonja’s purse. I think that was the right thing to do. But Bethenny also strikes me as a strangers on the train type. (Explain the plot.) Andy shfits to Ramona about her dad’s will. Ramona instantly starts crying. This is the Ramona we love. Yes, shes’ damaged and she says crazy things, but when she owns it like this it makes her so likeable. Dorinda gives her take on it, and during it Luann interrupts Andy and asks what time it is . Andy: They’re having a serious conversation. It’s 7:45. Luann: FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO MY THING. Commercials: Million dollar listing is back…. I enjoy the show sometimes but it’s also SO fake. Million DOllar Listing LA uses some CRAZY filters that makes everything so white and hazy. And their interviews are evvvvery so slightly handheld. ACT 2Barb is out! Sonja has moved to the other couch. She looks nice. Barbara package/fish room dramaOk it was INSANE to me that Ramona and Dorinda were talking shit about Barbara INCHES from her by the pool. How do they not hear?! Ramona is a garbage person for not liking Barbara because she’s masculine. If I was barbara i would sob my eyes out from that level of rejection. Then they play Barbara talking shit about Luann not being able to sing. Sonja: OMG is that barbara?! Luann says that barbara is at it again, and she said that crap about me and tom and now she’s saying I can’t sing. ...both things are true though. Luann knows she’s not a singer, per se. She knew it when she recorded her music back in the day. At some point, hosting these shows, she’s gotten to believe that she actually CAN sing. THEN luann says ‘for someone who can’t sing, I just got cast in Chicago, so take that and shove it up your ass.” No one says anything. Honestly…. I feel a little bad for her here. I feel like she’s alone, her kids have moved out, this is literally all she has. Let her enjoy it! Barbara explains the scale of how she has helped Luann. Luann says and then you do this??? Luann has this confusion about when people do things for her, that then they should KEEP doing good things for her. She said this about Bethenny, that Bethenny did all that stuff for her, so she especially doesn’t want to hear anything negative from Bethenny. If anything, that gives bethenny the right to say whatever you want because she saved your life pretty much! Luann: to go to my show and to actually say that…. It then occurs to me that Luann is not in on the joke. Andy: What do you ladies think about her singing? EVeryone talks over each other: No i already said jokes and diary and the performance and it’s goodLuann defends that she will be starring in chicago. Dorinda: we get it, put that in a box. Ummm but you didnt respond the first time. They can’t jump on her for every little thing she says more than once. Luann is the jax of this show, where he will always be the person they call out for cheating. Luann will always be the person that repeats herself and they will never let her live it down. Then suddenly, abruptly, Bethenny goes do you think Barbara has too much tanner on?! As a way to even it with Luann. Then everyone goes IN about how tan she is! So mean! Andy reads a question from a woman who says the show is about the performance and she’s not liza minelli. Luann: there are always going to be haters. Bethenny: you’re no a great singer just admit it. Luann: to actually say that is not a nice thing to hear. I can sort of see where luann is coming from. We all WANT to be singers, and sometimes you’ll sing and a friend will say aw you have a nice voice! I think enough people said that to luann that she took it and ran with it, built a cabaret around it, and is not a little shocked that people really dont think she has a good voice. It’s like she was operating under the wrong impression this whole time. ACT THREEEveryone votes to give barbara a hall pass. Sonja: I thought we were voting for most fuckable. Andy asks Ramona about why she doesnt like barbara. Ramona talks about helping Barbara pick out outfits. Andy asks Ramona about the night she didnt want Tisnley to join her? Ramona: …...well i apologized the next day. Andy what do you think of Ramona and Dorinda heckling her outfit? Barbara: I’m the new girl. Dorinda claims barbara was acting like a bitch. Dorinda says that barbara is the big fat turnip that doesnt fit in the fruit basket. Ramona: I like that!! Andy asks Barbara if she’s comfortable that she shared her sexuality. Barbara did at first but now she’s happy she talked about it and she believes in love. They need a full blown lesbian. It would change up the dynamic. Andy asks Barbara about how everyone rejected her in miami. Bethenny says that barbara never really revealed herself to everyone. Barbaraed her in miami. Bethenny says they just wanted her to reveal more. Barbara said thats why i make a better friend which is sweet. Bethenny gets up to hug her but makes it awkward but refusing to touch her. Then luann stumbles over and complains that her leg is asleep. Then Ramona. Then Sonja. This is amazing. Andy is so annoyed. If it was 7:30 before when luann had to take her breathalyzer what time must it be now. Unless i missed it did dorinda not hug barbara?? Thats amazing. Its so hard for dorinda to forgive.Act FOURThe flipping exes promo is so annoying. She keeps saying check.They literally that show with tarek and christina and copied it. I cant stand her voice.Luann is a monster package. Ramona smiles during bethenny’s meltdown.Luann doesnt get why theyre so after her for the cabaret show. They get all over luann for not knowing where sonjas daughter is going. Bethenny: thats insaaaaane. Um i feel like ramona wouldnt know…Luann admits she looked like an asshole. Luann says she didnt have enough to give. Act FIVEThe women get on luann for enjoying the fame too much.Bethenny thinks that that luann shoulve been more humble after rehab. Bethennys meltdown… dorinda: dare i say it was a champagne cork that needed to pop. Both bethenny and luann show what could happen when you come back to filming too early. Luann and bethenny hugBethenny says shes rooting for luann. Dorinda get emotional saying she wants to help luann get to the finish line. Act 6The women are so upset that their drinks are virgin. Dorinda: this would be delicious with vodka.When they go around and say what they regret… it sounds like dorinda says regwet. Tins what about you? ...did tinsley speak once during this episode?Luann makes the final toast with the AA prayer and ramona goes that was a really nice toast. Clearly she has no idea it was from AA.__TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/wivestonightEMAIL: [email protected]
