Big Picture - Last reunion, Luann was in rehab, Bethenny was still with Dennis-ish and he had helped her get Luann into rehab. Now, Luann has been out, has had success with her show, relapsed, gone back to rehab, and now has some sort of deal where she has to ‘blow’ to her parole officer. And Dennis has passed. These women never disappoint… in one year its 100 life events, not even small things. BIG tentpole events crammed into one year. 

iN THE GO AROUNds Bethenny said ‘my lawyer said anything can happen in a courtroom and anything can happen in a reunion.” Bethenny only has her staff to quote. 

Under the title card, Ramona: is this the real deal now? I love that Ramona still doesnt understand production or how reunions look. 

Sonja’s dress was a strange color of green. DORINDA IS WEARING NAEEM KHAN THE SHAAAADE!!!! OMG OMG OMG. “You can keep your $400 dress.” This is a DEEP ecut! She sought out Naeem Khan specifically knowing that Luann has a checkered history with him. (Recap this event.) 

Luann looks rough. Luann out of the gate says she was self absorbed. Luann: “To be around you all the time and not drink is difficult for me.” Fair… Bethenny tries to interject. This is just the go around intros!! 

Tinsley has a line of lashes. 

Ramona has new teeth. It’s interesting that Andy came arund back to Bethenny instead of going in order. Andy going in with Dennis out of the gate! So dark. Bethenny starts crying. Heeeere we go. Andy has to transition out of this.. So awkward. This is the longest go around greeting in reunion history. 

Sonja has a new apartment. Her old apartment was so gross. 

Ramona puts her house on the market. Dorinda gets her new place. Bethenny compliments Dorinda’s eyeliner in the clip. She’s over complimenting. 

Luann’s new house upstate… Tinsley: If anything would drive me to drink it would be to live up her e. Tinsley can’t be alone in silence with her thoughts. 

Amdist everyone critcizing the house Sonja chimes in THIS WAS IN HER BUDGET! 

Bethenny points out that there was no paparazzi and Luann is paranoid. They flash to pictures of Luann getting her mail. I side with Luann here. No one wants pictures of regular celebs, they want the ones who are in trouble. 

Dorinda is happy in sutton place. Remember her weird montage visiting all the local businesses? 

Dorinda STILL only sees John 2-3 times a week?! Dorinda says it doesnt mean she and John are not having sex. I don’t need that opinion… 

Ramona has an offer, she had to drop the price a couple of times. Ramona gives the address. It’s amazing. 

Bethenny’s therapist made me uncomfortale. I miss Dr. Amador. 

Bethenny talks about how Dennis left her on mother’s day and didnt return. That’s rough. She couldn’t be with him because he was so erratic but she still loved him. She shouldn’t have stayed so close with him because it got very gray. 

Luann doesn’t know if she can talk about Dennis because she’s still in it. Cue funny music… what is she talking about? 

Oh.. Dennis got her a lawyer. “Let me see if I can say this--- “ Bethenny: HE GOT HER A LAWYER A VERY VERY POWERFUL LAWYER… alright Bethenny. Bethenny continues to list what he did for her. Let her talk! 

Andy thinks Bethenny’s catering guy is hot but he looked upset about it. 

Bethenny says that Paul is conservative and reserved… so why was it an issue when Tinsley didn’t want to call her boyfriend? Oh, Andy is asking this question now… 

Bethenny hasn’t sold her company, she’s downsized. 

Bethenny didn’t consciously feel Dennis pulling --- Ramona makes weird boob grabby motions and goes ‘you just felt it, you felt it…’ 

Act 4 

DORINDA VS LUANN

THE TYLER PERRY QUOTE!! This feels like ages ago!! 

Coming out of the package: Dorinda: Your show is about the dresses, and taking the piss out of your castmates. Dorinda and Luann go back and forth… 

Andy points out that they didnt have the last reunion to hash things out, and Dorinda claims that Luann avoided her. 

Dorinda tells Luann she has no substance anymore. 

Dorinda crying is SO sad. 

Doridna brings up jovani.. TBH… if Dorinda doesn’t have john over more than 2-3 times a week, it can be confusing if he should be invited or not. Doridna calls them ‘texas’ and not texts. 

Luann pulls out her phone to prove that she had a ticket for John. Ramona: We already did this last year. Play the footage from last year. Ramona is soooo not interested in anything that isnt related to her. 

They argue over whether or not Dorinda was heckling. Meanwhile Luann is wearing her glasses going through her phone. Luann continues to argue with glasses and its an amazing prop. 

Andy reads out the texts. John wasn’t invited, Dorinda says John is mad at me, Luann says that’s nto my problem. Dorinda woke up the next morning and seemed to change her tune. 

Luann and Dorinda hug and apologize.

Luann mentions she was talking to her agent the other day and Bethenny has to close her eyes so tight to deal with it. SO FUNNY. 

Part 1 never ends with people apologizing!! 

I have a feeling they’re going to fall out before the episode is over.