Hopeless Not Truthless
Hopeless Not Truthless
Nar And Sar
Two Bravo-obsessed besties dishing the dirt and rehashing the latest episodes of The Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules!
Louie, Teresa, and The Hair! Oh My! (RHONJ S13 E16 and RHOA S15 E3)
Hello Truthful Listeners! And lying ones. We don't discriminate. Today we're recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey, S13 E16 - Teresa Gets Married! Days after the explosive Prohibition party, Teresa and Louie prepare to celebrate the wedding of their dreams. With news of Melissa and Joe not attending, Teresa and her family make the best of the circumstances and celebrate with their chosen family. Jennifer and Dolores join Teresa as bridesmaids while Margaret, Danielle, Jackie and Jenn Fessler attend as guests. Margaret is torn between keeping the peace with Teresa and supporting her friendship with Melissa. Come find us on Tiktok, Instagram and Twitter @hopelessnottruthlesspod and leave us a comment! And if you feel like it, we would love a 5 star review. đŸ„°
May 29, 2023
48 min
Worms And The People Who Love Them, VPR S10, Reunion Part 1
Hello Truthful Listeners!! Join us as we recap Vanderpump Rules, Season 10 Reunion Part One: In the almost explosive and not all that larger-than-life first part of the reunion, Andy Cohen sits down for not intimate at all one-on-one interviews with Ariana, Tom and Raquel to get to the bottom of the cheating scandal that shocked the world; James nearly comes to blows with a worm; Katie and Schwartz rehash the implosion of their divorce; Lala defends herself when the group calls attention to her stance on cheating; Lisa is left speechless when Ariana doesn't back down; Raquel watches the reunion, safe and smiling in her little hidey-hole, oblivious that she will be thrown to the sharks momentarily. Please take a moment to leave us a rating or a review, and we will love you for life. Or come talk to us over on Tiktok, Instagram or Twitter! @hopelessnottruthlesspod We're always looking to hear other perspectives and we might talk about yours on our next episode! ❀
May 27, 2023
52 min
#SCANDOVAL (VPR S10 Finale)
Hello Truthful Listeners! Today we are recapping Vanderpump Rules Finale, #SCANDOVAL. WHEW. WE MADE IT, YA’LL!! Who else is emotionally drained from the Tom’s’ pathetic behavior?! Raquel is in a league of her own
This finale only put the nails in their coffin. White nail polish is forever ruined for all of us, but we are relieved the Toms have finally revealed the horrible people they truly are; we love the power, confidence and calm Ariana, Katie, Lala and Scheana exuded in this episode; DJ James Kennedy will forever be the #1 guy on VPR going forward! As always, thank you so much for listening! Please follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter at HopelessNotTruthlessPod. A 5-star review where you listen to your podcasts helps us out immensely! We appreciate and love our listeners and are so excited about the little Hopeless Community we are building. Thank you đŸ™đŸŒ ❀
May 19, 2023
1 hr 21 min
D*ckmatized LOSERS LOSERS (RHOA S15 EP2, RHONJ S13 Finale)
Hello Truthful Listeners! Today we are talking a few things Vanderpump, recapping RHOA S15 E02 - Sisters Before Misters and RHONJ Season Finale S13 E15 -Flappers of Fury. We start by addressing a TikTok we made about Katie Maloney last week. We don’t want to see “Tequila Katie” resurrect necessarily but that energy, and we explain why. We also touch on the fact, Ariana may not be the greatest friend at times
I know
but maybe you’ll agree?! We then do a recap of RHOA - Kandi is activated by newbie Courtney; Martell goes off on Kenya; Sanya is playing both sides and Kandi isn’t here for it; ShereĂ© pretends to be hands on at She by ShereĂ©, and Kenya and ShereĂ© could not be at further ends of the spectrum with their thoughts on Martell’s behaviour. RHONJ WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT. THIS EPISODE WAS WILD 😝 Louie snubs Joe and sets the scene for a chaotic evening; Danielle tells Melissa the cheating rumour and Melissa drops a bombshell in return; chaos between Teresa and Melissa ensues, as well as Danielle and Margaret; Louie bugs out and goes a new shade of purple we haven’t seen yet; Joe Gorga does his Joe Gorga thing and attempts violence; Teresa, Louie, Joe and Melissa are done for good
we think.  As always, thank you so much for listening!  Please follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter at HopelessNotTruthlessPod.  A 5-star review where you listen to your podcasts helps us out immensely! We appreciate and love our listeners. ❀
May 19, 2023
1 hr 20 min
There’s Something About These Sub-Humans, VPR Season 10, Ep 14
Welcome Truthful Listeners! Today we are doing a thorough recap of Vanderpump Rules, Season 10, Episode 14, There’s Something About Her. What a doozy of an episode! Ariana and Katie demonstrate what it’s like to be responsible business owners and have a sneak peek reveal of Something About Her, making everyone crave Greek salad Sandwiches for the rest of the week. Raquel buys herself the infamous lightning bolt necklace, and we hate everything about it. The Toms continue to set the scene in making Ariana look like a horrible partner because she doesn’t buy toilet paper and batteries for Sandoval. Tom and Ariana talk about their definition of quality time, and Tom tells Ariana taking a walk and making dinner together isn’t it, but hang gliding and skinny dipping is. Katie’s mom is the hero we all needed, and Schwartz is public enemy number one, despite the fact he hides out in the bushes half of the episode. Raquel tried to convince Ariana to break up with Sandoval, and then needs more camera time or attention, and attacks Katie out of the blue for trying to maintain a friendship with Schwartz. Please follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter at HopelessNotTruthless. A 5-star review where you listen to your podcasts helps us out immensely! We appreciate and love our listeners. ❀
May 12, 2023
1 hr 13 min
The Very Stupid Demon is Dipping Out ï»ż(RHONJ S13 E13, VPR S10 E13)
Time stamps: RHONJ: 5:17 VPR: 25:22 Hello Truthful Listeners! In this episode, we are recapping, deep diving and analyzing Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 13, episode 13, Messes & Bridesmaid Dresses, where Frank is rocking a leather vest and big emotions; Louie has terrible speakerphone etiquette; Melissa is trying to make it to the wedding; Teresa loves being celebrated. VPR, Season 10, Episode 13, Lady and the Glamp, Ken Todd is told to drop the bomb that Raquel spent the night at Sandoval’s while Ari is away mourning her grandmother; Raquel celebrates turning 28 in a yurt and spills tears and the homemade ranch; Sandoval says Raquel “dipped out”, but she actually dipped in; PI Lala is on the case. Please follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter at HopelessNotTruthless. A 5-star review where you listen to your podcasts helps us out immensely! We appreciate and love our listeners. ❀
May 5, 2023
1 hr 10 min
Hussies, No Rules and 151 (or water?) in the Eyes (RHONJ and VPR Recap: Episode 12)
Hello Truthful Listeners! In this episode, we are recapping, deep diving and analyzing Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 13, episode 12  where there are a lot of emotions buzzing, all thanks to the fabulous Momma Claire. Teresa and Melissa ALMOST seem like they can make amends, but that stops as quickly and effortlessly as Teresa’s insults; and Danielle goes on the attack (between tears) against Marge and Fuda. We move over to the real depths of The Scandoval in Vanderpump Rules, Season 10, episode 12, and Ally doesn’t know what to do about seeing Tom and Raquel at the Abbey dancing; Katie exposes her new beau, Satchel, to the chaos and gets the rumour mill activated by telling Ally that Sandoval and Ariana have “no rules” in their relationship; James shows growth by throwing a drink in Schwartz’s face AND communicating real emotions; Schwartz exposes his true self; and Sandoval thinks he’s smarter than everyone by lying about his and Raquel’s affair to producers and gaslights nearly everyone in his friend group. Follow us on Tiktok, Twitter and Instagram @hopelessnottruthless Email enquiries: [email protected]  Leave us a review or a rating and make our day!
Apr 29, 2023
1 hr 15 min
Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Episode 10: It's All Happening...Again
Scheana and Brock marry in a lavish ceremony in Cancun; James and Katie must sort through their feelings after their exes hook up with one another: Lisa attempts to solve the Toms’ problems by smoothing things over with their business partner; Lala puts Raquel in her place; Schwartz and Sandoval experience a devastating setback and Ariana tries to support her friends without taking sides. Follow us on Tiktok, Instagram and Twitter @hopelessnottruthless, and (if you want) please leave us a review or a rating! Email enquiries: [email protected]
Apr 14, 2023
54 min
RHONJ Season 13 Episode 10: Italian Invasion
Before the Ireland excursion begins, Melissa hosts a bougie kidz pop-up for Danielle; Paul’s family gives Dolores advice on how to handle drama in the Emerald Isle; once they've crossed the pond, Teresa’s bachelorette party begins. Follow us on Tiktok, Twitter and Instagram @hopelessnottruthless to continue the discussion! Email enquiries: [email protected]
Apr 13, 2023
49 min
Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Episode 9: Forbidden Fruit
Katie and Schwartz celebrate a milestone in their breakup with an extravagant dinner that quickly goes south; Scheana erupts on Lala for skipping wedding events to avoid Raquel; James must atone for his behavior when his temper gets the best of him. Follow us on Tiktok, Instagram and Twitter @hopelessnottruthless Email queries: [email protected]
Apr 7, 2023
57 min
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