Hold My Popcorn
Hold My Popcorn
The Back Row Network
Several village idiots have risen from the deepest depths of immaturity to deliver their unprofessional commentary on movies. If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.
Patriot Games (1992) They Took Away Me Books!
Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games.    Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images of tits, book worms, old men running, murdering the Irish so they can be your slaves in the afterlife, nefarious wives, the Irish in Africa, Sam Jackson being oddly calm, cross referencing the same pair of tits, and Sean Bean dying in the most Sean Bean way possible   Patriot Games stars Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin, Sean Bean, Thora Birch, Samuel L. Jackson, Polly Walker, and James Earl Jones.   If you want to be part of the show, scream at us, or guess Timmy’s weight check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com
Nov 18
1 hr 16 min
Training Day (2001)
The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day!    Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few college kids, forces Jake to smoke PCP at gunpoint, drinks a few beers, and threatens everyone he sees with rape…and that’s all before lunchtime!    If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com
Nov 12
58 min
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the best actress got semen thrown in her hair: The Silence of the Lambs!   The boys talk about crappy southern accents, Lector eyeing that pen like Tim eyeing the last egg roll, Joe Dirt, Buffalo Bill’s fatal flaw being that he kidnapped a rich, white girl, and shockingly, the boys hyper focus on that tuck dance.     If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com
Nov 4
1 hr 27 min
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Re-Release
No new ep this week, just Dr Dan. Enjoy
Oct 29
1 hr 21 min
Critters (1986)
Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected!    Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No worries we did it for you!      If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com
Oct 22
55 min
Sleepy Hollow (1999) You’re Like Pale…And You Suck
It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow!     Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred once again being a liability, and yaboos….oh yea and the actual movie.       Sleepy Hollow stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, the second Dumbledore, Uncle Vernon, Rita Skeeter, Alfred Pennyworth, Emperor Palpatine, Mr Rooney, and Christopher Walken.     If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com
Oct 15
59 min
Fright Night (1985): Chris, You Gotta Stop Being So Sexy!
For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night!    The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this movie, and that’s all we can say for now…so download the episode and just listen to it!      If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com
Oct 7
1 hr 3 min
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) w/ Jon Gabrus-Freddy’s Mom Has Got It Got It Goin’ On
Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty/Action Boyz) joins the show to talk about his favorite Freddy movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.    The boys talk about the vascular Freddy penis monster, TV face smashing, Taryn being an underrated smoke show, the lack of cocaine to stay awake, Nancy being a magnet for dead kids, Kincaid being a cross between Mike Tyson and Fat Albert, and much more!    Dream Warriors was directed by Chuck Russel and stars Heather Langenkamp, Patricia Arquette, Craig Wasson, Laurence Fishburne aka Larry Fishborn, Ken Sagoes, Jennifer Rubin, and Robert Englund.    If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com
Oct 1
1 hr 18 min
Batman and Robin (1997) Re-Release
Timmy boy got married and Max had to travel for work so we are re-releasing the movie that killed the Batman franchise in Batman and Robin!    This neon nightmare was directed by Joel Schumacher and stars George Clooney as the action figure that was once Batman, a mouth full of puns and glow sticks Arnold Schwarzenegger, an even older Chris O'Donnell, Clueless and useless Alicia Silverstone, and an overacting Uma Thurman...boo
Sep 23
1 hr 52 min
Batman Forever (1995) Batc*ck Forever Hard!
This week on their 9 to 5 series, the boys watched the over-the-top campy movie: Batman Forever, and the episode goes off the rails real quick!    Max, a diehard Batman fan, explains the preproduction history of why this movie turned out so badly right before the gang rips into the plot: Tommy Lee Jones’s normal side of his face having more scares than his Nerds candy  purple and pink sided face, Nicole Kidman - who was still married to Tom Cruise at the time  - doing a movie with Iceman, the absurd Two Face courtroom origin scene, Robin, who is suppose to be an underaged ward of the state,  looking like a 37-year-old male prostitute fighting off a bunch of glow in the dark Darth Mauls,  Alfred being a liability, Two Face and the Riddler ripping into their brainwave bong, the batman butt jiggle shot in the second suit up montage, the almost full penny porno scene in front of the bat signal, and more! Donald Trump even stops by to warn everyone that the suburbs will turn into a Gotham neon nightmare if Joe Biden is elected.    Batman 4EVEERRRR was directed by Joel  Schumacher and stars Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, and Chris O’Donnell.   If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com
Sep 17
1 hr 21 min
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