Zach began writing a script for metal detector detectives from the last episode during the break and the boys do a quick reading of a scene. They talk about the holidays, some stuff happened but whatever. The most important thing is the 2nd half of this...

Zach and Lucas learn about personal hygiene, Lucas loses his wedding ring and Zach brainstorms pranks to play on his infant son.Links to the bidet videos we...

The boys act like professionals and hold their microphones with even more unnecessary discussion about their hair. Zach surprises Lucas with a new song for the intro that he will not appreciate. Lucas tells the story of a fallen soldier at a bachelor...

Lucas unveils his dream journal and Zach has a bad take on men's fashion.

Pick a side: Zaxby's or Raisin' Canes.Lucas and Zach go deep on the NXIM cult and fast-food chicken tendies chains.

The boys are back after a long hiatus due to Zach taking his newborn son on a vision quest out in the wild, while Lucas was feverishly trying to finalize his prenuptial agreement to ensure she would never be able to go after his vintage FUBU jerseys....

Zach is a father! We talk about what scares him the most about being a new dad, then we move on to the more important topics like which drugs are the most beneficial for athletes. Listen to the end for some improv and a couple new characters.

Lucas has a 4th of July run-in with police and Zach does a very convincing impression of sex worker.

Trulys vs. Crown Royal vs. Shia LaBeouf vs. Tom Hardy

Have we missed our chance to talk about "Tiger King"? Probably. Did we bring a fresh take to the "Tiger King" phenomenon? Maybe. Did Zach watch the movie "Monster's Ball" too young and have the sex scenes affect his path to sexual maturity? Absolutely....