Growing up, I couldn't have sex so I had to play Magic the Gathering instead. I would look hopefully towards the Trojans, but turn in shame to the booster packs. That's when Mortal Kombat saved me from myself. A devious and sinful life full of carnage and women. I remain chaste through the divine guidance of Magic the Gathering, praise be the firstborn. I was running with Planeswalkers while you trounced around with streetwalkers. Step your life up.

Anyways, the Mortal Kombat movie was weird. That isn't how we feel about it, like not a bad or good, but we need to acknowledge that this movie was like, weird. I want that shirt though. A v-neck full sleeve is the dumbest thing ever. It doesn't make sense. It also looks weird. See, I told you this movie was weird.

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