4cr/1hr: It's the season finale! Man, it's been a while coming but the season is over. I can finally go on that vacation I was totally planning on doing. Either way we revisit an early idea when looking at the movie Chang can Dunk. That's right: Boogie 2. We kept poking the bear and they were like okay we'll do it, but only on the Disney Channel. Once again, Asian male Black female pairing, starting to feel targeted. Either way, at least this time they won't mention the schmeet ordeal. NEVER LET EDDIE HUANG LIVE THAT DOWN. If that scene wasn't in Boogie, I mean it would have still sucked but maybe a little less. Either way, we'll keep it short, I've got an audition for the real Boogie 2 in 3 hours, and I need to stand outside naked in the cold to prep. Thanks for hanging with us this season, and we'll be spicing it the fuck up for the next one! SEE Y'ALL IN A MONTH!!!!!!! (most likely) Check out our Twitter/Twitch/Tik Tok for more info!

4cr/1hr: Back at it again with some thought-invoking ideas for y'all, and this time it's rock climbing. It's pretty fun. I couldn't use my body in any capacity for like, a week after, but honestly had a good time. Those shoes were annoying though. Wasn't about those shoes at all. Now if I could rock climb in some Galaxy Foamposites, now that would be something. I'd be literally the highest in the room. I mean I already am, but these new weed people be getting mixxy. There should be a way to one up them, I just can't think of it right now... Anyways I'm fresh as fuck but you could get like me by checking out our Twitch, Twitter, and Tik-Tok! We can finally say "The Three T's of Higher Education," which is a bit I've been hunting for a while. Come through and interact with us! SEASON FINALE IN 2 WEEKS! Get ready for that shit.

4cr/1hr: Okay yeah, I know what you're thinking, and before you're all like, wow that's pretty fucked up please remember that the blame rests entirely on Fire Emblem Engage. I didn't tell them to make a hand job feature. I didn't tell them that we wanted another 3-year-old-looking dragon to bork. Honestly they're really buying into the sex thing. Anyways I can't look at rings not-sexually anymore. I think I'll be staying away from jewelry for a while. Also the Hogwarts game makes us contemplate NYC spells, things for the New York City Wizard at heart. If you can think of a Wizarding School for NYC, lemme know because I can't even think of a name right now. If you think about it, these two topics are very similar. On the one hand, one author is tossing out these terrible ideas that are weirdly sexual and have no place being anywhere, and on the other hand, uh... the same thing. Think about it. Follow us on stuff! We like y'all enough for over-the-clothes action, but a little more love and who knows, maybe one day we can talk in broad daylight. See y'all next time!

4cr/1hr: Remember those Wicked Games the Weeknd was talking about? They're actually called wedding games of a certain persuasion. The persuasion is the chance of busting slop with your homies. This is why I can't trust anymore, one minute you're playing Mafia together and having a fun time then the next minute they're trying to suck face. I mean I'll do it but me and my therapist will be discussing it in length. Also ALL STAR WEEKEND starts today, right? I mean the popularity is dwindling because they haven't spiced up the Celebrity Game in a while, so tell them to listen to this as we break down the best Celebrity Team since like forever. Follow us on Twitter, Twitch and Tik-Tok. We are indeed about that life. Thanks for listening, we'll be back soon!

4cr/1hr: You know, I fully expect my death to have some song related to it. Like playing in the background or something. It just makes sense for the way life's going. The only thing I can do for this is make sure it's more heroic music and not like, the fuckin Chicken Dance song. Either way in this episode we talk about having a backing track to your death. Catch me with an 8 track outside so I'm always ready. You're probably thinking, why not just play music on your phone? Well we don't run the risk of ads like that... Also we talk about how to obliterate all traces of a character's identity as we look at the new Velma show. This is what happens when you ignore source material to run "Hug a White Guy Day" on Facebook Events. Making a whole page and shit to just bend the knee like that. Yikes! Hmm maybe yikes isn't right, come back to me on that one.  Follow us @PodHigher on Twitter, Twitch, Tik-Tok, Ashley Madison, BeReal. Delete the other accounts and bookmark the 4th one. Send us messages hoping our day went well and tell us that our wife would be home if she really cared. Stroke our hair while we complain about our day, then leave through the window when we start to cry. For all you listeners and those AM subs, see you next time!

4cr/1hr: It's the Toy Story 4 predicament all over again... like they know we wanna see this but when I go to the movies, I roll deep. I got squad with me, I'm blazed out, I'm ready to yell obscenities at a movie screen much to the dismay of the people that brought me with them. And then you look around and you're surrounded, not only by chiddlers, but by their fuckin' parents who are like yeah the 12AM showing of this kids' movie on a weekday was a great idea for my child. Then I gotta blow my high and just go silent, end up crying from dry eye halfway through so it looks like Dragon Ball Super is tugging at my heartstrings and kids are just judging the shit out of me. Then I gotta stand up during the quiet part of the movie and assert my dominance by yelling "I'm an adult" while everyone I know is burying their faces in their clothes to avoid being grouped together with this travesty but no fuck you I paid $21 for this Adult ticket and I'm definitely gonna get my money's worth. Anyways, I'm giving up the movie theaters for Lent this year.  Puss in Boots was excellent for an animated movie, and while I cried from dry eye I also cried for realsies during the actual sad parts. If it was a live-action film the title would have been confusing, but it was great here! I liked when they did the whole your dream is inside you thing, it's always so refreshing. The Jordan Peele horror movie version of that would be like surgically having your dreams implanted inside you. Now if he makes this movie, call my cell at any time and I'll give you a cut. Also we reflected about being dumbass kids doing dumbass kid stuff. Remember, dumbass kid stuff flourishes in the moments of idleness steeped in resentment. Spend time with your kids, but also don't take them to movies at 12AM so I can get fucked up in theaters and be myself. As always, hit us up on all of our platforms. Thanks for hanging out with us, our 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY is coming up and we celebrate pretty fucking hard.

So I recently watched John Wick 2 and 3, and the "excommunicado" thing was so extra. Like they were really trying to see how many times a character could say a Latin word that was almost indistinguishable from regular English. What's that called again? Either way I got caught cheating again and now my wife has declared me excommunicado, let me know if you can "get this man a bed." We talk movies and make some villain backstories for ourselves though. Speaking of which, if anyone recycles our ideas on TV then you're excommunicado too. If you do it in real life then tbh nothing bad has really happened and you need to stop complaining about the small stuff. I know I'm the one crashing on your couch but come on, a villain splashing you with dirt water is very low on the chart.  Follow us on the social medias, we'll catch you later! 

4cr/1hr: Damn this is our last episode for the year, ain't that crazy? We celebrate by not acknowledging any of the holidays and talk about recasting, everyone's favorite activity. Honestly I miss so many of the old cartoons that were out there, I learned so many life lessons from those shows. I don't even know what kids' shows talk about now, I imagine it's like chaotic Tik-Tok related. Could you imagine minute-long cartoons? That's the real nickelodeon right there. But not the company, the theaters that used to cost 5 cents.  Also we talk about the worst dates we've ever been on, you know the type. Man, I've been taken some really dumbass places on dates and each time it's like people forgot about venues to go for talking. Come on, why on the first meeting are people going to the fuckin movies and concerts and shit. Now I gotta act like we totally connected and I heard every part of the conversation. My hearing is not the same anymore. I mean I LIKE going to these events but that's like, a month in. Go to like, coffee shops and fuckin parks and shit I don't know anymore. Whatever. Remember to check us out on Twitter, Tik-Tok, and sometimes Twitch! Our monthly game is coming up pretty soon! We have some amazing content coming in the near future, so be sure to enjoy it fully!

I've been awake for like, 48 hours but here we go. Aw hell yeah we're fuckin' back or something like that! Well Jules is either way. Turns out flooring on a sex dungeon is a longer task than you'd think it was, but hey, we're glad to have the company. Speaking of company, we talk about the time Jay got kicked out of a Yankee Candle, so that's pretty exciting. He ain't even do nothing bad in there, I mean he could have, but he DIDN'T. One would think that mattered at this point but noooooo, it's always something I reckon. Also we talk about the act of reloading. Always keep an eye on your HUD. It could save your life.  Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, and Tik Tok! More content coming real soon, especially now that these dumbass essays are done! Thanks for hanging out with us, come back soon!

4cr/1hr: This is a full on discussion of narrative, and how important it is in today's art. Like come on, we get all these reboots and they all suck fat ones. I'm tired of this shit, give me some new content. We're doing new content though, think about that. Honestly though, take a look back at all the cool shit they've rebooted that's been good. All new narratives, even with the recycled characters. That's what it's about. Now watch my new hit movie Wolf of Wall Street 2 where he goes to space and sells moon rocks. Let's just say Lemmons will be the least of his problems, cause the first one is uh, air.  We also discuss the Goofy movies, because Dad of the Year real talk. It's between him and Kratos right now so it's pretty real. But Goofy helped his son pull and back up his shit talk, giving him clout in the process so honestly, that's some impeccable fathering. As discussed in Superbad, we should not be blocking the cock but guiding it. Follow us on Twitter and Twitch @PodHigher, we have a big game coming up that we're running on Twitch. Our board game ideas have been getting interesting and we can't wait to enjoy them with people! Thanks for tuning in, see y'all next time!