we talk about our issues with modern dating

we talk about drinking ~adult~ beverages and how to do it responsibly (even tho we don’t)

we finish up the podcast with our first guest alonso by talking about himbos and our love language

we have our very first guest: an absolute clown and very good friend alonso. we discuss his red flags in women and bimbos

we finish off our discussion of what our ideal man would be like and our warnings for potential partners

we give you step-by-step instructions on how to be our ideal partner, so listen up!

*trigger warning* we discuss sexual assault/harassment briefly, nuances of cheating, and why “all men”

your favorite besties talk about their first dates

when a winter storm plagues texas, we get the crazy idea of starting a podcast. listen to us navigate our first episode: we go from first bumble dates to twilight to 5 inch inseam shorts. you know, the necessities