Josh skipped a month to enter the warp zone of June and is ready to rip roaring rapid splash into July (sorry). But let us all congregate and hear about potential wedding dance songs, potential graduation speech messages, potention transitions in college, potential sauna conversations, potential conversations between the right and left, potential world cup injuries, potential fast food rankings, potential misinformation spreading, and potential YMCA analysis. This one just might pack a punch so wear some headgear and stream away! Leave a nice rating or review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, because you're nice. Yep, you are. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Giant pug stuffy by hitting a bucket and giving the county fair the credit card

Buckle up and hold onto your suspenders cuz Josh is ready to finally break down the most significant topics of the day, such as eggplant communication, stalling on the airwaves, Disney perverts, documentary cringe moments, gentle parenting, military strength, white privilege, ghetto towns, the Hulkster, concealing Judaism, and Lee Greenwood. Yep, proud to be an American, folks! Wishing you all a great Memorial Day ahead. Leave a nice rating and stay healthy. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Back spasms by simple aging

Ohhh buddy, Josh has noticed a few things goin' on and luckily he has a mic. He also has a pulse and not much else, but that's enough to create a listening experience where you'll receive a red hot recap of body parts falling asleep, oversnacking, songs about peaches, kids movies, moneymaking ideas, TikTok cash, the Jailblazers documentary, Jon Bush's numerous cruises, Super Mario's action, magic eye books, and the ultimate end to all human life (y'know, lighthearted stuff like that). Stream away and leave a nice rating/review, good people! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Stumped by the classic flour or corn tortilla question

It's about to go down! Down like that number on the scale Josh sees in his fantasies but certainly not in real life. Nope, in real life Josh is just watching kids eat poorly, holidays become too sugary, humans become too artificial, straits become too Hormusy, wives become too traddy, landscaper requests that become too risky, dreams that become too scary, sheds become too shitty, preachers become too preachy, and news pundits become too empty. And y'know sumthin...Josh is ready to talk about all of it in a series of rants known as Episode 267, so stream the damn thing and live a long, happy life folks! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Naps by rain on roof colliding with baseball on TV

Let the madness begin! Enjoy this heartfelt episode about a couple fellas named Mitch and one named Doug. Welp, that part is at the end, but you'll see. First, you'll need to sit through rants about brackets, unoriginal rappers, the Oscars, liberals and conservatives coming together, daytime talk shows of the 90s, tribalism, bath tub time, meterorologists, postmen, and expenses. There might be some other important topics folded into the fabric, so start streaming now! Much love to all and good luck with the brackets. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Jeopardy fashion by Esprit

The time has come to jump into some real shit, folks! Yes, literally. Yes, this episode deals with the scents of public restrooms, and religion as well. Classic combo. This episode deals with hearing issues and fitness as well, classic combo. This episode analyzes Mel Brooks and the Golden Gate Bridge historic nonsense, classic combo. This episode touches on hunters and gatherers and Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Jeopardy and Mormonism and human duality and device addiction and dangerous things we all must stop doing. Time to stream it like y'mean it! So clever. Leave a nice rating or review on iTunes or wherever you listen and have a fabulous life, good people. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Shoulder bruise by tetanus shot

Y'ready for some pro tips and life hacks? What kind of shithead starts a podcast description that way. Okay, take two: y'ready for some big fat insight on ICE? Then stream this episode...now! You'll also be exposed to views on writing life stories, government distrust, immigrants, obituary photos, parenting styles, Washington Bullets, Facebook fan pages and marketplace, chauvanistic shock jocks, and drumb Dry January. Please leave a nice rating or review because you're nice and Josh thinks you're a 5 star human. Unless it's a 3 star scale, then you're a 2. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Date night success by Pete Holmes stellar set

Happy new year to the greatest podcast listeners on this place called Earth, a place where humans like Josh get to speak freely about weird nicknames, and the Cocktail soundtrack, and brain surgeries, and neighbors passing, and the old McDonalds rhyming menu ad, and Kokomo (you'll get there faster if you take it slow...), and Dry January, and small talk, and boredom, and Bob Weir. Wishing you all good health in 2026! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Leg comfort by new J Crew clearance rack corduroy pants

Let's get it! Get to the content that moves the needle, pal. Content like big Eddie Murphy laughs, big reflections on wife beaters and reasons we itch, big insights on the Dust Bowl and racism and earthquakes, big analysis of skin color and movie stars and Michael Irvin, and big questions about aliens and the human condition. Embrace these moments, folks. Inhale, exhale, repeat and stream it! Logo art by Brandon Light Blue Bronco II Lai Music by Micah Toyota Previa Trouble Bubble Van Julius Fantasies by picturing a Rivian truck parked in my driveway, the pearl-colored one

Back to it with a dandy. Y'know how so many things just simply suck? Welp, luckily, Josh is able to capture some of them for a can't miss listening experience. This experience includes observations of Waldorf people, music from the 1800s, shitty current rap, fiercely independent toddlers, homeless celebs, monetizing podcasts, teen fashion, and the temporary existence of humans. Deep? Yep, probably too deep. So now you can get balls deep into this episode! Not those balls silly, volleyballs! Bump, set, and spike your way into this new podcast...okay enough. Logo art (newish) by Brandon Lai Music by Micah (welcome to the world sweet Arlie!) Julius Understanding the horrors of war by watching Peter Jackson's "They Shall Not Grow Old" (amazing)