Tingle with anticipation as you hit play on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are hitting the mics like hurricanes and it's a good thing they recorded the whole thing! Smileton's apostle of rock shows he is a true fount of rock wisdom in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK. See if your guitar solos don't get even better after hearing this! The hotspots of Smileton are plentiful and it takes our trusty co-hosts to help us sort out the choices. Screwball, off-kilter and plain ol' wacked out events are happening all over town and you'll know which ones to hit in the latest AROUND TOWN. I'd sit down for this one if I were you. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 4:12 Lance Brock's Rock Talk 19:25 Song Request 22:19 SONG – The Burgled 25:55 Around Town

Entertainment that will ASTOUND! Entertainment that will SPELLBIND! Why are you chasing those things? Better to hunker down with a brand new episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and enjoy some good-for-you podcasting. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are blasting into the fall with segments guaranteed to please. In the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, Smileton's most intense yoga practitioner has his say. Put on your hard hat and get ready. The SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will see Smiletonians with time on their hands send in whatever occurs to them. It's off-kilter, bizarre and utterly compelling. The podcasting wags had it right – there's boffo entertainment right here in this very show. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 3:50 A Yoga Moment with Angel 19:17 SONG – Theme from The Smile Syndicate 22:31 Smileton Community Message Board

The rumors are true. The most astoundingly entertaining podcast of all time just got better! How? Well, you'd better listen and figure that out for yourself and there's no better place to start than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are back in action after being away for a while. How were they away? They didn't miss any episodes! Listen and hear the shocking truth. A classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER will see Miss Elizabeth giving us the goods about all the good stuff she hears on the police scanner. Who's watching the watchers? Miss Elizabeth! Well, who's watching her? YOU are, I guess! Get ready for your life to be improved and pumped up and all that stuff when you get a surge of inspiration from a vintage NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear our co-hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions. Keeping those things isn't something you just do in January. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps 7:41 Smileton Police Blotter (from June 20, 2022) 23:39 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise 27:38 New Year's Resolution update (from May 2, 2022)

Thing about this episode is, you can totally enjoy it regardless of your position. Upright, prone or on the go, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will delight. Join Jason and Miss Elizabeth as they proudly present episode 100 of the show. Here's to 100 more? Are you nuts? That's a lot of work! Miss Elizabeth presents TALES FROM THE TEA HOUSE and brings us up to speed on all the fun we've been missing out on at Connie's Kettle, located right in the heart of the Smileton Mall. Jason gives us the latest injury report from Smileton's hard-htting street hockey league. The players are tough, the injuries are ridiculous. And the 6:00 news never hit so hard as Miss Elizabeth presents the SMILETON NEWS. You'll consider yourself informed after hearing this thing. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 3:08 Tales from the Tea House 16:45 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report 23:02 SONG – Boogie Blizzard 26:56 Smileton News 40:16 SONG - Werenerd

Oh, the entertainment that's in store for you when you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! You're so lucky! Jason and Miss Elizabeth are rarin' to go as they take a trip back through the archive to bring a couple of classic segments back to the surface. A vintage edition of THE SUNSHINE REPORT will see Miss Elizabeth telling us a number of small little tales of magic that happens around Smileton and Jason's having none of it. People think they can write in to the show any old time and they do forcing our plucky hosts to do some fancy dancing to answer the off-kilter and baffling questions fired at them like so many cannonballs. Sound exciting? Well, that's what you get with a classic edition of the MAILBAG. Songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the festivities. Get ready to sing along! HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 2:10 The Sunshine Report (from January 31, 2022) 21:14 SONG – Electric Wiggle 25:16 Mailbag (from July 15, 2021) 40:31 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!

Listen now to the most exciting podcast episode in the history of the medium. And after you've done that, check this out, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON haw haw! Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring the goods and by goods we can only mean comedy and original music straight from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world. In today's episode, get a guide to the latest and greatest hotspots around town in the appropriately titled AROUND TOWN. Plan your Smileton social calendar with CONFIDENCE. And while you're at it, why not plan the month ahead with the most astoundingly accurate horoscope known to man or beast? ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE will steer you right. Turn up your device when songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE come blasting through. Dance like everybody's watching because they are. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 3:12 Around Town 15:05 Song Request 19:15 SONG – Goldfinger 25:29 Accuscope Horoscope 41:36 SONG – World War IX

Fun is headed straight for you like an out of control bulldozer so stand up proud and let it run right over you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your hosts, Smileton is the town, and comedy and original music is the plan. In this episode, Smileton citzens bombard the show with questions LIVE in the latest MAILBAG. Questions and answers and everything in between. Our plucky hosts are gonna have to put on their dancin' shoes to be able to answer these questions with the appropriate amount of aplomb! The latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE is your one-stop shop for the wacked-out, off-kilter junk our neighbours have for sale. Shake your head in disbelief and break out your wallet. Bargains will abound! Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE mean you'll be tapping your toes throughout this whole thing and surely there's no better thing you could be doing with your feet while you listen. Listen to the show podcast pundits have called "staggering", "wildly entertaining", and "maddeningly obtuse." HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show timestamps: 1:16 Mailbag LIVE! 16:11 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin' 20:05 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Roller Rink 26:41 Small Town, Big Marketplace 35:22 SONG – The Universe Is Nude

Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer trundle on and if you want something better than lemonade to wash them down with then consider this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth present comedy and original music in a tidy podcast package that tempts one to ask "is it possible to be too entertaining?" Whether we're listening to a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD or getting a vintage, though still chillingly prescient ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you will have all the evidence you need to decide that you have found your new favorite podcast. A couple of songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the sweet, sweet recipe so what are you waiting for? Get listening! HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps 7:23 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 20, 2023) 23:46 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose 27:03 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, August 12, 2021) 41:01 SONG – So Far, No Good

Some would say that this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is the greatest single episode of any podcast ever. I wouldn't presume to doubt the voice of the people, so instead I recommend subscribing and playing this episode post haste. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are sharing the good stuff straight from Smileton. Whether they're talking about the latest stories, pronouncements and wisdom shared by Smileton's greatest living rock practitioner in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, or keeping each other honest as they get to the bottom of the state of their resolutions in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you'll be rolling around in joy as the only possible response. Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate and this tidy entertainment package is gonna push all those buttons of yours. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 2:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk 21:51 SONG – New Year's Skeeve 25:02 Paid Advertisement – The Barking Bettor 32:50 New Year's Resolution Update 42:22 SONG – Lovestorm

Like a blazing lighthouse, let this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, guide you gently to the shores of entertainment fulfilment. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are chomping at the bit to deliver a crackerjack assortment of comedy and original music good times and they've crammed as much of each into this tidy little episode as was humanly possible. The Smileton Death Metal Festival 2024 is winding down and it's none too soon for Jason as he relates a travesty of an incident that happened to his rock-loving buddy Lance and his store Musique By Lance in the latest SMILETON STORY. Miss Elizabeth brings the latest headlines from here in Smileton to life and reads them like a real news reporter and everything in a scintillating edition of the SMILETON NEWS. Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will juice up this show to almost unbearable extremes of fun. So buckle up, pal 'o mine – it's gonna be a ride. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 5:41 Smileton Story – Musique by Lance Gets ROCKED 22:24 SONG – Banana Bus 25:06 Smileton News 37:39 SONG – Infinity Machine