A gay UFC card? And on a Sunday, no less! Discussing Hokit vs Lewis, Ruffy vs Chandler (lol), Nickal vs Daukas, and last week's bizarro Apex event in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 7:02 Topuria vs Gaethje 29:03 Pereira vs Gane 52:41 O'Malley vs Zahabi

The UFC Apex is and has always been the home of quality matchmaking.  Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 6:33 Muhammad vs Bonfim 25:43 Allen vs Shahbazyan 35:01 Ziam vs Nolan 45:59 Song vs Figueiredo 57:13 Zhang vs Menifield 58:59 Pavlovich vs Teixeira 1:05:09 Rei Tsuruya & Cody Haddon

Unfortunately, it turns out that boxing is also fake.  Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:23 Usyk vs Verhoeven 32:20 Pavlovich vs Teixeira 50:43 Lopes vs Garcia and FREEDOM

First we rap about Rousey-Carano and the state of MMA, then we appreciate the comforting feeling of an Arnold Allen fight, and then we quietly forget that Song Yadong vs Deiveson Figueiredo is not happening until next week. Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:54 Rousey vs Carano & MVP 21:57 Holloway vs McGregor 2 33:02 Allen vs Costa 47:34 Choi vs Santos 55:01 Song vs Figueiredo 1:04:27 Wellmaker vs Diaz

Joshua Van is on track to become one of the greatest fighters of all time BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT SEAN STRICKLAND RUINED ANOTHER CAREER. Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:29 Strickland vs Chimaev 29:20 Van vs Taira 53:01 Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta 1:00:58 Brady vs Buckley 1:05:38 King Bobby and Jim Miller 1:11:15 Amosov vs Alvarez

Remember all that stuff we said about Strickland vs Hernandez? Okay, but for real this time. Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:13 Chimaev vs Strickland 24:46 Van vs Taira 49:59 Della Maddalena vs Prates

This weekend, it's Brazil's coolest man versus the last true representative of Australia's savage, criminal past in another banger main event. Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:51 JDM vs Prates 28:42 Sterling vs Youssef 48:06 Barcelos vs Jackson 58:38 Garcia vs Hernandez 1:02:28 Tuivasa vs Sutherland 1:04:11 Dariush vs Salkilld 1:10:14 Elliott vs Erceg

Youssef Zalal is either the next featherweight contender, or the most convincing optical illusion ever devised.  Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:17 Sterling vs Zalal 25:56 Burns vs Malott 38:08 Jourdain vs Phillips 48:59 Jackson vs Barcelos

Having dishonored himself and his clan, Jiri Prochazka must now pay the ultimate price. Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:14 Ulberg vs Prochazka 24:35 Costa vs Murzakanov 36:30 Hokit vs Blaydes 46:28 Reyes vs Walker 56:48 Swanson vs Landwehr

With Alex Pereira gone to fat, Jiri Prochazka finally has a chance for gold Only one thing stands in his way: love.  Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:01 Prochazka vs Ulberg 26:41 Murzakanov vs Costa 39:33 Reyes vs Walker 51:09 Swanson vs Landwehr 1:00:27 Pitbull vs Pico 1:08:36 ETHYN EWING