WE'RE BACK. Your boys - Chris and Grant - are back at it again with the RPG design, or rather, back at it again with a LOT of chat about Sheffield nightlife and some tangential Games Content. In this week's episode: - How Things Are Different In The North To The Way They Are In The South: a fascinating and novel topic of discussion - Vehicle RPGs? Is that a thing? - dare u enter our liminal IKEA hellscape - Deliberately making tea wrong online just to upset people And many more! We love ya. Keep it sleazy, kid. - G+C

Look: here are some reasons. And they double as content. Rest easy, little reader. - G x

Once again we turn to Twitter for some ideas, we even left out some of the truly upsetting ideas! Except for the ones about serial killers and dog wands, that gold stayed in. Biggest of loves, G + C

A brace of sad news items this week kick the show off with a melancholy bang. We look at the potential to exploit others for personal gain with some sort of football game? Well it certainly starts off that way. The hugest of loves, G + C

Look! An episode! So yeah, it's been a weird time and we have been late with episodes. We get it. So Grant and Chris have squashed themselves into a tiny office in the middle of a blazing heatwave in an attempt to bring you, valued listener, some delicious content. On the other hand the room got so dangerously hot that we had to breaks, so enjoy that weird format. G + C xoxoxox

We smoosh together some vampires and investigative crime drama this week. I know we normally try and do tabletop games but this would work so well as video game we went with that instead. Now if we can just get a thick 8ft tall vampire lady to step on us. For the sales numbers you understand. It's viral advertising. XOXO G = C

You've got to wonder: why aren't there more wargames about massive trains trying to kill each other? And if you think the answer is "trains are on fixed tracks which makes a competitive game about them fighting a bit boring" then, buddy, you aren't our core market. Don't know what to tell you.

What if you could use any weapon in a game? Tiny chainsaws launched from repeating tonfas, a bucket full of hand grenades, or and assault rifle that had no barrel but 9 scopes? Sounds like you'd be playing this weeks game which has nothing to do with popular video game series Quake.

We are LIVE from the comfort of our own homes as part of HDF Easter-Con. We streamed this episode on Twitch.tv/gshowitt and made a grim reboot of Winnie The Pooh. Join us for Easter-con! Or don't! I'm not your dad! xoxoxoxo G + C

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