In which your 'umble 'ostess . . .  You have no idea how difficult it is to stay away from the obvious where Jen Hsun Huang's NVIDIA harem is concerned.  We do some, um, genealogy for Tom Emmer (not Dirty Bad Tom Emmer the New Mexican. No. The real Bad Tom. The albino. The MEAN one).

The magats observed Veterans Day with all the solemnity and decorum America has come to expect, which is to say, absolutely none. Ol' Bobby apparently has a thing for yachting in the Aegean . . . on a billionaire's yacht.  Fappy Thomas takes a teaching gig. Dems form first circular firing squad since the midterms.

Justice for Whiskey Pete gets delayed for a time, but he can't escape what's coming for him. The market has come for those Trashy Trump coins and magats are taking a bath. NetMegyn Kelly will always defend rapists. It's her jam. Gym "Jacket Off" Jordan gets a new gig. John Thune keeps his old one even as a cornpone coup brews in his carcass.

Whiskey Pete's holiday season just hit a wall. Here's hoping it lands on him like a falling house. Nitwit Nero can't find a spokescreep. Mississippi voter registration shenanigans. Who knew state governments used credit rating corporations to purge voter rolls? SNL discovers an old, racist grunt from Rush Limbaugh.

A man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and a heart full of hate now has the ear of Nitwit Nero. You can be sure he'll tell Orange Julius Geezer to finish the "final solution" for Iran (yes, they're using that language.  Dissension in the ranks as disaffected MAHA MAGAT goes to . . . Pink Shrek (?!) to explain the utter corruption of Susie Wiles.  The H.O.R.N. is listener-supported, non-corporate, non-commercial, non-capitalist progressive radio. We don't get a check from any billionaire tech bro corporations. When you help, you know you're supporting genuine grassroots media.

Hooooo-weeee! The MAGAT post-mortem is well under way and they're doing ALL the stages of grief at the same time.

MAGATS IN DISARRAY!!!!1!!!!!!

Here we go!

We're well into the weird.  Haley Stevens may not be the shil AIPAC thought they bought.  Meanwhile, Traitor Tot has an American History problem.

In which MAGAT pettifoggers have a really bad day in numerous federal courtrooms.