Perhaps this story should have remained Untold. This week the guys dive into Dracula Untold to find a backstory that makes little sense, a protagonist that by all accounts is still a horrific murder, and an Amazing Spiderman 2 Easter Egg?!Hate Watching is the show that should have also remained Untold.#Dracula #DraculaUnfun #HateWatchingDAT

Sorry for the spoilers in the title but if you haven't seen the movie yet, you're lucky, don't watch it. Listen as Tony complains about the lighting for almost 90 minutes. Hate Watching is the the show with all the most boring horror movies

This is the 10th movie in the storied franchise and boy is it nuts - puppets, nazis, reanimation, sexy nazi lady, etc, etc. And there is Sarge ready to throw down with them all. This is just barely a horror movie, more of a weird sic-fi hybrid.Hate Watching is the only show that takes the puppets acting skills into account.

Well, we did it. We watched it. It is a bit of a low budget mess. Sadly its not funny. And it's in color.Hate Watching is the show that spooks it up real good.#munsters #robzombie #lazyhashtags

After Twilight, they tried to follow the formula and make a bunch more movies that would appeal in the same way. The Mortal Instruments fails to do this. The only thing really good in here is Jamie Campbell Bower. He tries hard while the "star" girl is just bad.The villain is even worse, the betrayal by one in the midst is inconsequential and what they want is not at all defined. Oh Hollywood, just hire some people with chemistry and then you might stand a chance of having a movie.Hate Watching is to movies what candy is to Halloween. Bad for your health, but addicting.

When you have a movie where we all know where it is going the only thing to do is to have Nic Cage put it into 5th gear. He rages and yells and even punches a woman. But it doesn't save this mess......Hate Watching is the show that dares to take on Nic Cage#NicCage #wickerman #horrormovies

The idea of Jurassic Park is that humans use science to recreate these magnificent animals for us to marvel at but human hubris leads to mismanagement which causes danger to people at the park. This movie is about how Dinos are the most bloodthirsty creatures ever and their only goal is to kill humans or their vehicles except when the humans hold out their hands or move slowly. No Wonder. No Fun. No Adventure. Just killing and being killed. What garbage.Hate Watching is the show that busts the blockbusters.

This movie is terrible. No surprise there. It is trying to be a million different things and failing at pretty much all of them except the Dino suit, which is Okay. No wonder they dumped this to home video and never even played it in a theatre.Hate Watching is the show that is watched by the few and hated only occasionally.#TheodoreRex #whoopiegoldberg

Avatar is the most beautiful video game ever made, sadly they thought they could make more money releasing it as a bad movie instead. So they did that and made lots of money. But as a movie it is pretty thin, the writing is think, the story is thin, the acting is thin, etc. But as a sumptuous beautiful video game world, it is second to none, even all these years later. It is about a guy who becomes an alien and does it better than all of them so he leads them against the humans and wins. Yeah, right, sure.....Hate Watching is the show that takes the time to take time.#avatar #jamesCameron #sigourneyweaver

This movie is exactly what you think it is. An almost classic movie from 1991 with Mickey Roarke being Mickey and Don Johnson wondering why he isn't the biggest star in the world. It starts strong establishing these rebel characters in a slightly future world. Then come badly paced action scenes and villains that mostly just stand there and shoot guns. At least Don J. looks good throughout.Hate Watching is the show that is like a time machine but much more disappointing.#theWrestler #donJohnson #harleydavidson #marlboroman #kidsDontStart #smokingisonlycoolinthemoviesWell summer came to Southern California this week and we are getting destroyed. Rolling blackouts, unprecedented temps, its hell on earth! And we are still here watching terrible movies. Sometimes you have to do what you know. Not that we know what we are doing. We didn't go to film school, Tony is an actor and I'm an artist. But we've grown up on media, it's in our brains, it rules our lives, help, help. The good news is that there is plenty of good stuff to watch when the bad movies end.