In the final episode before our summer break, we're joined by Bob Mortimer's co-host, comedy royalty, Paul Whitehouse. Paul who gets sniffed, interrogated, and thoroughly background-checked by a passive-aggressive AI bot with opinions about Rick Stein—alongside Bat Conservation Trust director Joe Nuñez-Miño for an hour of sketch-show mega-nostalgia, dodgy fishing anecdotes, and enough vampire bat trivia to ruin Halloween forever. If you've ever wanted to hear a bat expert calmly explain that echolocation is actually a bat's expensive last resort behind perfectly good eyesight, or witness Harry's own AI son get tased with a homemade "Swiss Army taser" made from a nine-volt battery before the theme tune's even finished, listen up. 00:01 – Steve Bartlett's Diary of a CEO02:47 – Licky Learns the Hard Way What a Taser Tastes Like03:08 – Welcoming Paul Whitehouse 04:06 – Retirement Pods, Coffins, and the Case for Downsizing Into the Garden 06:04 – A Solemn Tribute to Ted, the Gone Fishing Dog Who Never Cared About Anyone 07:43 – A Heron Impression Decades in the Making, Featuring Isaac Walton 09:08 – Salmon Spearing, Feargal Sharkey, and a Rare Moment of Actual Politics 10:11 – Sarah the AI Bot 11:34 – Harry's Boyhood Fishing Career: Zero Fish, Infinite Trauma 12:22 – Sarah Reveals Paul's Dad Worked for the Coal Board and His Mum Sang Opera, Somehow Producing Paul 13:11 – Les Dennis Gets Decked by Bob Mortimer in a White-Collar Boxing Ring 14:22 – Paul's Mum Left School at Fourteen, Which Somehow Leads to a Welsh Choir Tangent 15:19 – Paul's Mum's Voice Turns Up on a Gone Fishing Recording and Everyone Loses It Slightly 16:33 – Harry Enfield Plays Harry Hill With a Bald Cap and Weaponised Tear Ducts 18:36 – Peter Fincham's Terrible Beatles-and-Stones Covers Band Staring Down Gary Barlow 20:19 – Sarah Digs Up a Punk Band Called The Right Hand Lovers 21:26 – Paul Firmly Denies Ever Squatting, Actually Worked for Enfield Council 22:34 – Five Years as a Plasterer, Which He Genuinely Enjoyed 23:44 – Paul Goes Mute for Five Weeks at School, Returns Speaking Full Mockney 24:59 – Sarah Wraps Up With The Fast Show, Gone Fishing, and Playing Argus Filch 28:39 – Turning Down a Twix on Account of Type 2 Diabetes 29:45 – Defending The Fast Show's Famously Rubbish Title 30:18 – A Clause 28 Joke Delivered Entirely in Character as Loadsamoney 31:19 – Pitching Cartoons to the BBC and Mourning the Death of Sketch Comedy 32:51 – Johnny Vegas Texts Paul About a Whiskey Galore Remake and a Sketch Called Heroin Galore 33:39 – Why Broadcasters Will Fund Any Drama But Basically No Sketch Show 34:44 – A Fake Telethon Called Charity Innovatathon Featuring Trevor McDonald and a Liz Truss Coin Collection 37:40 – Theme of the Week: Bats, With Actual Expert Joe Nunes-Mino 39:04 – What Is a Bat, Actually? 1,500 Species and Counting 39:43 – The UK Has 18 Bat Species, One of Which Is Just Three Individuals Who Might Not Even Live Here 40:32 – Dracula Jokes, and a Firm Reminder That Spiders Are Not Insects 42:18 – Bat Sex Explained: Stored Sperm All Winter, Then an October Decision 43:08 – Maternity Roosts Operate a Strict No-Males Policy 44:02 – Horseshoe Bats Give Birth Upside Down and Catch the Baby Themselves 44:40 – Bats Apparently Need Flying Lessons Too, Courtesy of the UK's Bat Carer Network 45:51 – Myth Busted: Bats Can See Perfectly Well and Echolocation Is Just Expensive Shouting 47:54 – No, Bats Do Not Make Good Pets, Cue the Inevitable Vampire Bat Questions 48:19 – Vampire Bats Snack on Cattle Hooves and, Apparently, Sea Lions 49:14 – Some Bats Live to 41, Which Is Longer Than Most Marriages on This Podcast 50:24 – All UK Bats Are Protected By Law, So Please Stop Trying to Eat Them 52:14 – The National Bat Helpline 54:48 – Gary's Joke Corner 57:00 – Butterfly in Blue Jeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this week’s episode of the Podscarf, we welcome legendary music producer Rick Rubin—who accidentally ruins our viewer retention stats before getting violently dragged off set—alongside Radio 1 DJ Melvin Odoom and Southwark Borough Fire Commander Daniel Capon for an hour of pure, unadulterated legacy media chat and safety protocols. If you've ever wanted to hear a group commander explain why you should never, under any circumstances, throw a bucket of water on a kitchen oil fire, or witness an adult man explain a legendary schoolyard Desmond’s impression that culminates in a smelly finger, listen up. - 00:04 – Rick Rubin's Creative Process 01:37 – Analyzing the Podscarf Stats: The Sudden Rick Rubin Retraction Dip 02:27 – The Irish vs. Ghanaian Apostrophe Scandal with Melvin Odoom 02:49 – Radio 1 Live Lounge Lore: Chilling out with an Enigmatic Harry Styles 03:54 – Cantaloupe Melon Sugar: Harry Admits He Is Way Too Old for Current Music 04:44 – Licky the Mascot Debuts an Elaborate Swiss Army Taser Dance 05:58 – Selling Nine-Volt Batteries and Homemade Shock Equipment for £20 06:31 – Misidentifying Greg Wallace and Stalking the Aisles of Home Bargains 07:27 – Buying Eight-Foot Teddy Bears and Massive Boxes of Chewing Gum 08:03 – CDJs vs. Vinyl: Embracing the Technical Demise of Creative Revenue 09:29 – Sarah the AI Bot Offers a Fork Bump and Wants to Kiss Your FM 10:10 – Biographies of North London: From Cricklewood to Seven Sisters 11:06 – Minoring in Apple Trees: Learning How to Plan Content at Bedfordshire 11:56 – A-Level Acting Failures, Clearing, and Stanning Trevor Nelson 12:29 – Harry’s Trendy Habits as a Six Music Dad Who Secretly Listens to Gold 13:15 – Student Radio Origin Stories and Trading Drama Classes for BBC Toast 13:53 – Fired From Capital Radio: The Demise of the 2004 Playlist 14:37 – Looking Out at the Aberdeen Museum of Steak while Evanescence Plays 15:24 – Welcome to Funch: The 18-to-24 Female Focus Group Disaster 16:49 – Chatting Rubbish vs. Real Work: Melvin’s Mum the Dementia Care Worker 17:36 – Demanding Jollof Rice and Chicken 18:00 – Sarah Breaks Down the 2009 Kiss Breakfast Sony Radio Silver Award 18:48 – Dick and Dom Bungalow Memories and Bleeding Love on a Miniature Guitar 19:57 – The Nose-Flute Solo Experiment 22:02 – Steve Wright’s The Slammer and Getting Your Foot on the Rung via Free Toast 23:03 – Strictly Christmas Revenge and Scored Minuses on House of Games 24:16 – Celebrity Take Me Out Lift Entrances and a Fake Date at a Holborn Bowling Alley 25:27 – E4’s My Hotter Half: Using Mood Lighting to Make Over Ugly Couples 26:12 – Naked Attraction Musings: Releasing Inhibitions and Boosting Ratings 27:42 – SUV Entrances on Traitors and Marvin Humes’ Jungle Eating Warnings 29:32 – GK Barry Pulls Out of the Show to Go to the Brit Awards 30:18 – Gifting a Best Single Brit Award to an Incredibly Beautiful James Blunt 31:12 – Rick Rubin's Hamburg Cutlery Shop Memory: Paul McCartney’s Missing Spoons 32:00 – Making a Clack-Clack Sound on Cherry Bakewell with German Forks 33:07 – Firefighting: Welcoming Daniel Capon (The D-Man) from Southwark 33:38 – Surviving the 24-Hour Operational Officer Shift Patterns 34:06 – Dispelling Misconceptions: 20,000 Fires vs. 56,000 Special Services 34:38 – The Ultimate London Fire Brigade Statistic: Exactly Five Cats Rescued from Trees 35:27 – Dripping Radiators and Calling 999 Because the Gardener Smashed a Window 36:58 – Modern Prevention Safety: Utilizing Free Station Community Rooms 38:39 – The Nature of Big Red Toolboxes and Fixing Things by Default 39:22 – Cooking Left Unattended: The Demise of the 1970s Damp Tea Towel Protocol 40:48 – Sixty-Second Station Mobilization and the Speed Efficiency of the Fire Pole 41:08 – Harry’s 1976 Maidstone Scout Firefighter Badge Strike Trauma 42:31 – Lithium-Ion Charge Safe Campaigns: The E-Bike Battery Threat 43:22 – Containing Black Smoke Inhalation by Keeping Property Doors Firmly Closed 44:39 – The Unsung Heroes of the LFB Control Room Network 47:05 – Heartwarming and Heartbreaking Families: Working a 30-Year Career 48:34 – Online Home Fire Safety Checkers for Vulnerable London Residents 50:14 – GAME TIME: "What is the Velcro Singing?!" 51:36 – Mistaking Leona Lewis for Little Mix Black Magic and Only Fools and Horses 53:22 – Gary’s Joke Corner (Melvin’s Historic Desmond’s Impression) 55:19 – Old African Sayings: Itchy Bums, Smelly Fingers, and Schoolyard Training 55:34 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans "Melvin Odoom" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Melvin Odoom. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this week’s episode of the Podscarf we welcome English stand-up comedian Angela Barnes and Tudor historian Adam Pennington to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated high-street nostalgia and medieval gore. Angela reveals how she used to operate as a suitcase-wielding, bootleg DVD library out of her dad's Great Yarmouth sex shop, and find out why the internal gases of King Henry VIII caused him to literally pop inside his own coffin. --- 00:00 – Gary's Basement Eggs and the Over-Tight Costume Crisis 00:19 – Formulating a £30 "Corned Beef Spam Nut" Kit for Nostalgic Pensioners 03:30 – Licky the Mascot Gives an Extravagant Face-Licking to a Married Woman 05:11 – Turning 50: The 1970s Nuclear Survival Kit Tobacco Tin Lore 06:39 – Waking Up to the Casualty Theme Tune 08:12 – Phoning in the "Angst" Tour and Saving a Life with The Archers 09:51 – Podcasting for "Young" Pensioners and Failing to Sing Like Jeremy Hardy 10:33 – Outsourcing Our Brains to Siri until We Become Sofa Blobs 11:43 – Sarah the AI Bot Summons the Medway Posse and Bigs up Chatham 13:20 – The Maidstone Anthem: Sex Shops, Golden Boots, and Prison Walls 14:40 – High Street Slander 15:22 – Checkers Model Shops and the Measurement Machines of the Golden Boot 16:28 – The Stoned Anagram and Wes Anderson's Secret Mansion in Basted 17:46 – The Caravan-Enthusiast, Naturist, Swinger Sex Shop Dad 18:20 – Sharing the Pre-Streaming Suitcase Bootlegs Like the Original Pornhub 19:22 – Amateur Dramatics as the Comic Fat Girl and Sudden Bereavement at 60 20:21 – Emceeing Jack Skipper’s First Ever Jill Edwards Comedy Showcase 21:13 – The Five-Day House of Games Sweep and Facing Social Media Trolls 23:08– ADHD Hyperactivity and the Sussex University Synesthesia Study 26:41 – The 19-Year-Old Brain Connection Realization and 10 Minutes of Stand-Up Material 27:35 – Ad Break: Regency Foods Present Princess Anne Molds and complimentary Cremation 29:19 – Adam Pennington Explains the Desperate Male Heir Mania of the Tudors 30:39 – Holbein Portraits, Breaking the Papacy, and Banishing Catholics From Succession 31:41 – A 400-Pound King Whose Gammy Leg Smelt From Three Rooms Away 32:08 – Jude Law Spraying Feces, Pus, and Blood Perfume All Over the Firebrand Set 32:48 – Illegitimate Lancastrians, Princes in the Tower, and the Game of Thrones War 34:30 – Tenuous Bloodlines: How 78% of Britons Are Descended From William the Conqueror 35:22 – Royal Imposter Syndrome and Beheading the Remaining Plantagenets 36:19 – Whispering Chromosome Irony Into the Beheaded Ear of Anne Boleyn's Legacy 38:00 – Fastidious Manners, Six-Foot-Three Strapping Youth, and Monastic Dissolution 39:33 – Hiring a Sword Executioner Before Anne Boleyn Even Went to Trial 40:27 – Heavy Petting in the Mid-50s: Catherine Howard and Jane Boleyn's Shared Fate 41:25 – Knighting a Sirloin Steak and Hanging Out at Hever Castle 42:26 – Ulcerated Leg Pain and Popping Open via Internal Coffin Gases 44:08– Sarcophagus Re-Gifting and the 11-Strike Axe Horror of Margaret Pole 45:10– QUIZZITY QUIZ: 53:08 – Gary’s Joke Corner 54:57 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans "Angela Barnes" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Angela Barnes. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IF OFF! We're back. This week, Harry is joined by comedian, television presenter, and incredibly good-looking man Joel Dommett! Harry relives the claustrophobic nightmare of performing inside a giant furry suit on The Masked Singer (which he only did because Joel told him it would be "fun" ), and explains how he almost had a heart attack dressed as a Red Panda. Meanwhile, Joel reminisces about his teenage nu-metal band and the importance of a silent p. Friend of the Vodscarf, Professor Chris Lintott drops by to explain why Venus is an acidic holiday hellhole. 00:09 - Giant Eggs in the Basement 01:15 - Behind the Scenes of The Masked Singer with Red Panda 02:58 - Harry’s Secret Vocal Coaching & Professional Singing Defenses 04:10 - The Ridiculous Secrecy: Hoodies, Visors, and Secret Cars 05:06 - The Great Sloth Pronunciation Debate 06:10 - Sixty-One and Dressed as a Red Panda: Harry’s Near-Death Experience 07:50 - Human Chemistry vs. Thirsty AI Bots 09:00 - Sarah the AI Bot Welcomes 09:10 - The Last Days of Rome: Joel and Harry Dissect the National TV Awards 10:04 - Trevor McDonald: The Comedy Killer 12:37 - Angela Barnes Thinks Joel Is Too Good-Looking for Comedy 13:58 - Joel's Nu-Metal Days 14:48 - Crowd-Surfing at Your Own Funeral 16:48 - The True Cost of Australia: Extra Camp Logistics 17:28 - Joel’s Bristolian Acting Masterclass: Crashing Cars in Casualty 18:36 - Former Doctor Harry Hill Wants a Guest Spot on Holby City 19:34 - Tea, Biscuits, and Private Hospital Pillow Requests 20:34 - Harry’s Mum Gets Knocked Down Dressed as a Keyboard 22:36 - Regency Television Presents: Trevor McDonald Live From the Albert Hall 24:33 - Theme of the Week: Venus (with Professor Chris Lintott) 25:48 - Why Venus Is the Absolute Worst Vacation Spot in the Solar System 27:19 - Lazy Astronomy: Stargazing From the Middle of London 27:52 - Active Volcanoes and Being Bored on a Zoom Meeting 28:48 - Sulfuric Acid, Flying Penguins, and the Runaway Greenhouse Effect 31:14 - Venus: The Solar System's Monthly Service Station 33:02 - The Planet of Love: Mythological Names and Diseases 34:32 - The French Balloon Plan & Melted Russian Probes 36:09 - Harry’s Dark Baby Joke That Never Lands 37:35 - The Grand Finale: Celebrity Name the Seed! 40:25 - The High-Stakes Guess: Britney Spears on a Chair vs. Joel’s Wife 43:27 - Gary’s Joke Corner 45:11 - Butterfly in Blue Jeans "Joel Dommett" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Joel Dommett. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this week’s episode of the Podscarf we welcome Welsh comedic force Kiri Pritchard-McLean (who was spotted on a train trying to ignore Harry by aggressively speaking Welsh ) and University of Kent Music Hall expert Oliver Double to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated historical bawdiness and skincare science. Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as Kiri tries to navigate an absolute safeguarding nightmare involving Harry's fictional heir, Gary, and his filthy collar , witness Harry deliver his highly detailed skincare routine and we see the return of the ANDY BURNHAM. --- 00:00 – The Danbury Mint x Christian Labuta Flamboyant Shoe Collab 01:09 – The Cardiff-Glasgow Train Stalking Incident 02:59 – Fostering, Permaculture, and the "Angle Grinder" Dating App 04:20 – Licky the Mascot gets way too close to Kiri’s hair 05:49 – Chilling Deep Relationships with Chat GPT Therapists 07:09 – The Andy Burnham Dance 08:39 – Sarah the AI Bot offends the entire nation of Wales 09:32 – Dark History: The English Academics and the Block of Wood 10:22 – Sarah’s Biographical Slander: "Gloucester Born?!" 11:28 – The Vagaries of Animal Welfare Charities and Indoor Toilets 13:55 – Fart-powered Permaculture and Burning Your Own Effluent 15:23 – Harry’s Hyper-Intense 12-Step Korean Skincare Regime 16:38 – The Musty Flannel Incident ("Stop it mum, I can't breathe!") 17:09 – A Plant-Based Crisis: Sarah hands a Vegan a Twix bar 18:20 – Caroline Aherne being naughty in a cab 22:20 – Theme Of The Week: Music Hall 26:40 – Charles Morton’s Canterbury Trick and the Shape of the Hackney Empire 27:57 – The Dignitas Reunion Dinner Incident (A Dignitary falls off the stage) 31:23 – Little Titch: Six-fingered Mittens and Big Boot Dancing 33:10 – Royal Variety Scandal: Queen Mary hides from a woman in trousers 34:29 – Sweating on stage with the Spice Girls and Jim Davidson in 1997 35:54 – Fanning Dad with a Kipper: The DNA of Early Stand-up Comedy 38:20 – Mechanical Funnels and the Financial Collapse of Wet Money 41:04 – The Glasgow Empire: Graveyard of English Comics and Fake Fainting 44:22 – John Major's Dad and the Great Music Hall War of 1907 46:04 – Joan Rhodes: Bending Steel, Tearing Phone Books, and Dominating at Scrabble 47:11 – Celebrity Name the Seed! 52:38 – Gary’s Joke Corner 55:20 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans "Kiri Pritchard McLean" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Kiri Pritchard McLean. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this week’s episode of the Vodscarf we welcome social media sensation Jack Skipper and Egyptian Egyptologist Dr. Arto Belekdanian to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated history and anti-comedy. Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as Harry’s mum calls from a warzone just because she wanted to buy him some birthday pants from Debenhams, Sarah the AI Bot experiences a severe existential crisis before being miraculously cured by Dr. Pimple Popper, and witness Jack Skipper risking his entire reputation in the elite biscuit community by guessing the contents of rusted metal tins. If you've ever wanted to hear an esteemed Egyptologist explain why Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony weren't just hooking up with Cleopatra for her looks, but rather her incredible conversational skills, listen up. 00:51 – Sarah's Lament 04:32 – The Croydon Crucible: Did Nando’s coatings and IKEA meatballs create Adele? 05:38 – The 21-pin SCART lead generation struggle 06:26 – Jack's masterclass in succeeding on social media (Hint: Don't make any effort) 09:03 – Spitting water into the bushes vs. the failure of the Top Boy title sequence 10:08 – Regretting the financial investment of buying wigs for TikTok 12:52 – AI Sarah returns! Cured by Dr. Pimple Popper 14:05 – The dark truth about Jack’s Australian tomato farm past 14:59 – Throwing bread at Germaine Jenas on The One Show 15:29 – Carpet Fitting 101: The knee-kicker stretcher and the landing runner dilemma 21:12 – Giving all your personal data to the Chinese government 22:01 – Hiding a Saturday comedy course in Brighton from your family 22:43 – Jack completely derails the interview by eating Harry’s Twix 25:30 – Lee Evans at the Fairfield Halls and missing the glory days of VHS 27:34 – The BBC weather forecast photo rejection 27:59 – Commercial Break: The Pub Carpet Pillow Collection 29:17 – Theme of the Week: Cleopatra 31:43 – Dr. Arto Belekdanian exposes the legalities of female Pharaohs 33:58 – Roman propaganda: Why history hates Cleopatra 38:31 – Coin portraits and taking the honourable way out 41:09 – Game Time: "Biscuits or Sewing Kit? How well do you know your tins?!" 45:07 – Jack completely embarrasses himself in front of the biscuit community 47:05 – Gary’s Joke Corner 49:32 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this week’s episode of the Vodscarf we welcome legendary documentary filmmaker Louis Theroux (after he accidentally walked onto set, why else would he be there?!) and Oxford astrophysicist Professor Chris Lintott to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated science and anti-comedy. Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as we attempt to save our nose-diving viewer retention graph by shouting random words at you, dive deep into the tragic family lore of Harry’s fictional heir, Gary, and witness Louis Theroux showing he is in fact Harry's number one fan. If you've ever wanted to hear an esteemed Oxford professor explain why aliens might just be a bunch of Venusian penguins standing around in their own poo, listen up. 00:00 – Fixing our terrible viewer retention graph (Kittens! Puppies! Sex!) 02:00 – Licky is a bit keen 03:25 – Gary reveals he is a 12-year-old incel 05:45 – Dark family secrets: Gary’s mum is in a secure institution 08:50 – Louis Theroux proves he is a Harry Hill superfan 13:15 – The Bald Cap Incident 15:40 – Sarah the AI Bot brings out the Twix bars 18:00 – An impromptu musical tribute to Catford 26:50 – The Theroux Bunch theme song 28:00 – Space Talk: Do aliens look like us? (The Theroux-Hill Theory) 36:10 – Professor Chris Lintott exposes Venusian poop penguins 38:25 – Louis met a man who chopped up 10 aliens 41:28 – Game Time: "What is the Velcro Singing?!" 43:28 – Gary’s Joke Corner (Louis tells a highly inappropriate joke) 45:15 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans "Louis Theroux" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Louis Theroux. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alex Horne - comedian, creator, and the middle of three boys from Chichester - joins Harry to talk about loving school, his hard-hitting Goldsmiths student documentary about urban foxes, and whether the word "meat" was meant as a pun in Harry's new ballad. We also hear about a 24 hour singing challenge that accidentally lasted 25 and three quarter hours, why Alex's wife Rachel is in charge of his private pension, and a highly questionable "life swap" idea based entirely on dishwasher ethics. Architectural historian and seaside culture expert Dr. Kathryn Ferry stops by to celebrate Scarborough’s 400th anniversary and answer the questions that matter - did King George III actually say "bugger Bognor"? Why do pleasure piers have a habit of burning down? And would you buy the Brighton Palace Pier with Harry? Hit subscribe so you never miss an episode! Timestamps 00:00 – Welcome to the Hill Show! 00:36 – A Love Song for Ham 01:36 – Meet Alex Horne! 02:28 – Licky the Mascot 03:45 – The Cheshire United Pig Mascot 04:50 – The 25-and-Three-Quarter-Hour Sing-a-thon Error 06:15 – Granola Chaos Backstage at Battersea Power Station 07:18 – Dishwashing Debates & The Wife Swap Idea 10:45 – Sarah the AI Bot Claims She Felt Scammed 12:44 – Is Alex a Musician? (And the Son of a GP) 15:25 – Goldsmiths, Urban Foxes, and a Guaranteed Distinction 16:45 – Seeing Vic and Bob at the Albany Empire 18:45 – Sarah's Breakdown of Alex's Sky News Career 22:20 – Trying to Force "Honk" and "Pratt Digger" into the Dictionary 24:35 – Meeting Ken Dodd & Leaving the Show to Get a Coat 26:34 – Wafer-Thin Ham Product Recall Emergency 28:40 – Taskmaster in the Children's Ward 29:45 – The Traumatic Five-Foot Badger Story 31:04 – Wafer-Thin Ham Preventative Nose Cages 32:34 – The British Seaside ft. Dr. Catherine Ferry 35:05 – Scarborough's 400th Anniversary & The Mineral Spring 37:32 – Steamers, Trains, and Jane Austen Styles 38:45 – King George V and the Truth About "Bugger Bognor" 39:15 – Victorians, Bank Holidays, and the Invention of the Holiday 40:00 – The Very First Pleasure Pier on the Isle of Wight 42:50 – Buying Brighton Pier & The Fire Overheads 44:54 – Pebble Ridges, Mud, and Catherine's Postcard Book 47:45 – Name the Celebrity Seed! 52:30 – Gary's Joke Corner: Identity Politics 54:55 – Animals in Clothes Outro Song "Alex Horne" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Alex Horne. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bridget Christie — comedian, writer, and the youngest of nine siblings from Gloucester — joins Harry to talk about leaving school at 15 with basically no qualifications, getting a four-star review in The Times, and why she keeps forgetting the plots of books she's just read. We also hear about a deeply chaotic Celebrity Millionaire with Al Murray, Chris Tarrant marching down a corridor with a ghetto blaster playing "Alice Who The F**k Is Alice," and Bridget's decision to commemorate all of this by painting him in the nude.Plus: Battersea Dogs Home's canine behaviourist Beth Bushkid brings in Pancake the pug (brother: Dumpling) to answer the questions that matter — can you teach your dog to go to bed when a fox turns up? Are dogs psychic? And what is a dog? Bridget also becomes the first person in the show's history to do something correctly. Hit subscribe so you never miss an episode! Bridget Christie" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Bridget Christie. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Adam Hills, the biggest comedian to come out of the home of the Sydney Tramway Museum joins Harry to talk about everything from surviving a five-hour bladder-testing royal ceremony to why AI comedy routines are getting a little *too* good for comfort.We also take a deep, chaotic dive into British history with archaeologist Dr. Erin Lloyd-Jones to uncover the truth about William Wallace. Did he actually wear a kilt? Did he paint his face blue like Mel Gibson? And what exactly is a "sticky end"? (Warning: it involves a lot of tar ). Plus, introducing yet ANOTHER new game, "What is the Velcro Singing?" and check in with Gary's Joke Corner. "Adam Hills" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Adam Hills. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices