World Animal Day approaches (probably), and we are celebrating (kind of) with two festive songs about animal companions! "Santa Claus Rides a Strawberry Roan" by Jim Lowe is unfortunately less about celebrating its titular animal companion and more about shit-talking reindeer. "Jingles the Christmas Cat" by Freddy Cole doesn't give us much more in terms of lore, but dang, does it go down smooth.

The ranking music in this episode is, of course, "A Horse with No Name" by America.

Thank you to Myles for requesting "Santa Claus Rides a Strawberry Roan"!