Ian and Jam are back on their bullshit, celebrating a holiday you've never heard of with - what else? - Christmas music! It's World Elephant Day, so join us as we merely skim the surface of the world of elephant-related Christmas music with "I Want an Elephant for Christmas" performed by the Peter Pan Caroleers and "I'd Like to Have an Elephant for Christmas" by Hank Thompson. Our ranking music this episode is "I'd Like to Have an Elephant for Christmas" as performed by Goofy. You know, Goofy?