In celebration of - or, well, tangetially related to - Presidents' Day, we've got two Christmas songs from musical groups with appropriate names! The Presidents of the United States of America offer us "Christmas Piglet", while Mr. President re-gifts their mid-90s eurodance hit in "Coco Jamboo (Christmas Version)". Our ranking music in this episode is "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America.