September is here and you know what that means: somewhere in Canada, cartons are being filled with eggnog. Soon these cartons will make their way to grocery stores, and the eggnog within, to RJ's tummy. But for now, we quench our nog-thirst with two songs about this holiday treat. Unfortunately, "Give the Gift of Egg Nog" by Samantha Bee (featuring a full Do-They-Know-It's-Christmas-style chorus of celebs) turns out to be pretty eggnog-negative - luckily, "Nutmeg" by John Legend (featuring Stephen Colbert) delivers all the sweetness and spice we were looking for.