Hard Factor
Hard Factor
Hard Factor
Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
Chernobyl’s ‘Mutant Wolves’ are cancer resistant | 2.12.24
On episode 1396 of Hard Factor we discuss the alarming couple euthanasias trend in the Netherlands, mutant cancer resistant wolves in Chernobyl, a bikini butt ban in Australia, Bo Jackson lawsuits, a Florida man beaten to death by his son and much much more... Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Squarespace - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/HARDFACTOR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code (HARDFACTOR). Robinhood - Robinhood Gold gets you the most for your retirement thanks to their IRA with a 3% match.  This offer is good through April 30. Get started at Robinhood.com/boost. Subscription fees apply Lasara Men’s Health: https://www.lasara.com/hardfactor/ to get 10% off Testosterone therapy (00:00:00) - Intro (00:01:35) - Super Bowl Predictions (we taped before the big game) (00:05:05) - Netherlands duo euthanasia trend (00:20:25) - Gold Coast bikini ban??? (00:24:55) - Chernobyl mutant wolves are cancer resistant (00:29:05) - Bo Jackson used to killed pigs with rocks and just won a 21 million dollar extortion case  (00:32:36) - Sergeant Miles gay porn star and Jan 6th bro shocking tale (00:38:26) - Florida man beats Dad to death for getting vaccine Follow us on social media @hardfactornews and spread the word!
Feb 11
40 min
‘Poor memory’: Biden classified document probe ends without charges | 2.9.24
BIden cleared of charges in docs case but there are some daggers in the decision. Also, human dumps have made climbing Everest a stinky climb. (00:00:00 - 00:02:55) Teasers! (00:02:56 - 00:03:32) TRIVIA NIGHT: Friday Feb. (00:03:33 - 00:05:16) Weight loss update - The Fat-a-thon is saving lives (00:05:17 - 00:10:18) Special counsel finds evidence Pres. Biden willfully mishandled classified documents but doesn’t recommend any charges because he’s an 'elderly man with poor memory' (00:10:19 - 00:15:56) US Supreme Court justices skeptical of disqualifying Trump from ballot (00:17:25 - 00:29:32) Mount Everest poop crisis: Climbers will soon be required to bring their poop back to Base Camp for proper disposal (00:31:13 - 00:32:15) Back to Mount Shitverest (00:32:16 - 00:34:35) Fake biden: FCC declares AI-generated voices in robocalls are illegal (00:34:36 - 00:39:14) Alabama station in disbelief after 200-foot radio tower stolen (00:39:15 - 00:40:45) Pakistan cuts mobile service as contentious election gets underway Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS: Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/HARDFACTOR Shipstation: Get a 60-day free trial at www.shipstation.com/hardfactor . Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Lasara Men’s Health: https://www.lasara.com/hardfactor/ to get 10% off Testosterone therapy
Feb 8
40 min
Activist & self-proclaimed 'pro-life Spider-Man' climbs Las Vegas Sphere | 2.8.24
Pro-Life Spiderman scales the sphere for a charitable cause that has a suspicious number of stock photographs… Nikki Haley loses to nobody, California floods, FBI “busts” wannabe militia man, and MUCH more - Timestamps: (00:00:00) Teasers! (00:03:15) Record-breaking storm batters California, causing nearly $11billion in damages as death toll climbs to 10  (00:11:17) Activist and self-proclaimed 'pro-life Spider-Man' climbs Las Vegas Sphere in stunt leading up to the Super Bowl, he couldn’t figure out how to get down (00:24:49) U.S. drone strike kills senior Iran-backed militia leader in Iraq in response to the attacks on service members (00:28:31) Nikki Haley loses to ‘none of the candidates’ in Nevada primary as Biden seals easy win (00:32:10) Orca pod ‘trapped by sea ice’ in Japan has ‘seemingly escaped,’ local official say now (00:33:31) New York City jew tunnel update (00:35:46) FBI arrests Tennessee man who planned to fire sniper rounds and set off explosives at the border, ‘talks a big game, but it’s all lies,’ son says (00:41:55) Thanks for watching and HAGFD! Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS: Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/HARDFACTOR Shipstation: Get a 60-day free trial at www.shipstation.com/hardfactor . Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Lasara: https://www.lasara.com/hardfactor/ to get 10% off Testosterone therapy -
Feb 7
42 min
Drake’s Jelqing Tape Leaked Online! | 2.7.24
On today’s pod….A creepy looking Russian sets record for longest time in space, Drake releases a masturbation video for everyone to watch, Vision Pro mixed with Tesla’s, Elon’s drug use, RIP Toby Keith, a first for school shooters parents, food safety and much more! 🚀Space Is The Place🚀 (00:02:10) Russian cosmonaut Oleg Kononeko breaks record for longest time spent in space - more than 878 days (00:10:16) Drake’s Gigantic Penis leaked online Elon’s World (00:16:52) Vision pro shenanigans: Dude busted driving Tesla with Vision Pro’s on, while Mayor Pete reminds tech pros of the basics (00:21:17) Tesla board members felt pressured to do drugs with Musk: Report (00:27:18) RIP Toby Keith (00:29:25) Biden meeting with dead French presidents while politics gets more depressing (00:33:38) Mom of Michigan school shooter Ethan Crumbley convicted of manslaughter in son’s rampage (00:35:59) Food safety is all wrong!? (00:40:07) LET’S GOOO! - Join us on patreon.com/hardfactor Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS: Start your free online visit today at Hims.com slash HARDFACTOR Shipstation: Get a 60-day free trial at www.shipstation.com/hardfactor. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!
Feb 6
40 min
Florida Lawmaker Proposes Bill To Legalize Killing 'Crack Bears' | 2.6.24
On today’s episode, lawmakers are writing bills to eliminate ‘crack bears’ and everyone’s faking health stuff. This and much much more!... (00:00:00) - Teasers! (00:03:02) Living in the news, and staying busy while repping booze  🚀Space Is The Place🚀 (00:04:35) - India to fly into space woman robot astronaut 'Vyommitra' ahead of ambitious Gaganyaan crewed mission later this year (00:14:34) - Hit up the Patreon for exclusive content 👀- patreon.com/hardfactor (00:15:02) - UK man banned from every Wickes store in the country after protesting 'poor quality' work by parking tank at store (00:20:55) -Cold War-era missile designed to carry nukes discovered in garage of Washington state home (00:24:23) - Indian actress Poonam Pandey fakes cervical cancer death in shocking media hoax (00:28:28) - South Korean FIFA and EA FC pro gamer found guilty of faking an IQ of 53 to avoid military service (00:32:13) - King Charles III has cancer and is receiving treatment, Buckingham Palace announces (00:33:04) - Florida lawmaker says bill to loosen rules on killing bears is aimed at ‘the ones that are on crack’ (00:41:06) -  Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS: Start your free online visit today at Hims.com slash HARDFACTOR Shipstation: Get a 60-day free trial at www.shipstation.com/hardfactor. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!
Feb 5
41 min
A Minnesota Mom Pucked a Junior Hockey Team | 2.5.24
(00:00:00 - 00:02:11) Teasers! (00:02:12 - 00:05:30) Wes is doing fantastic with his new big black Stanley (00:05:31 - 00:16:24) 38-year-old Minnesota mother of two arrested after she allegedly had sex with two 15-year-old boys at the same time after marriage spat with husband at hotel (00:16:25 - 00:17:46) Hims (00:17:47 - 00:23:29) Pigeon suspected of being Chinese spy released by police in India after being detained for eight months (00:25:53 - 00:33:23) 3-year-old boy gets stuck after climbing into a claw machine looking for a toy in Australian shopping mall Trending (00:33:24 - 00:33:36) RIP Carl weathers (00:33:36 - 00:33:42) Nikki is still trying  (00:33:43 - 00:34:07) Gillis to host SNL (00:34:08 - 00:34:29) Grammy’s are happening (00:34:30 - 00:35:15) Apple Vision Pro… (00:35:16 - 00:35:22) US-UK strike Houthis (00:35:23 - 00:35:47) Tucker Carlson pops up in Moscow (00:35:48 - 00:39:30) Update: Upstate N.Y. man arrested for painting squirrels red (00:39:30 - 00:39:47) Thank you for the support and HAGFD! (00:00:00 - 00:00:00) Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS: Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/HARDFACTOR Shipstation: Get a 60-day free trial at www.shipstation.com/hardfactor. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!
Feb 4
39 min
17-Year-old Tolkien Fan ‘Swat King’ Charged after Making Hundreds of False Threats | 2.2.24
On Episode 1390… The “Swat King” is finally taken down by authorities, dehydrated Florida woman gone wild, wooly rhino DNA, innovations in deterring school shootings, RFK’s horny intern, and MUCH more… Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: SQUARESPACE - Website Design Made EASY - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/hardfactor to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code hardfactor. COLLECTIVE - Financial Services for Freelancers - Waive the onboarding fee when you go to https://www.Collective.com/HARDFACTOR and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you - That’s a $199 value! LASARA MEDICAL GROUP - Weight Loss and Testosterone Therapy offered Nationwide - To get Lasara weight loss and/or testosterone therapy, go to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR and use code FACTOR to get 10% Off Weight Loss Therapy! Timestamps: (00:00:00) Groundhog Day - LET’S GOOOOOO (00:02:09) Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is a DIRTY DAAWGGG (00:05:11) Bud Light U-turns on ‘woke’ Dylan Mulvaney as it partners with comedian Shane Gillis (00:06:04) Florida woman attempts to kill husband after he receives postcard from ex-girlfriend from 60 years ago (00:14:25) Meta and Amazon smashing profit expectations… (00:14:46) Commies hire Dan Quinn as new head coach (00:15:44) Get in on the Campaign Season Action !!! https://predictit.org/promo/HardFactor25 ! (00:16:10) Scientists bring Wooly Rhinoceros back to life with the help of 14,000-year-old hyena poop (00:24:34) Mother of Oxford, Michigan, school shooter takes the stand in her manslaughter trial (00:32:43) 17-year-old ‘serial swatter’ charged after police say he made threats throughout the country (00:39:38) How to grow the show 🍆 If you need more Hard Factor: https://patreon.com/hardfactor THREE Weekly Bonus Pods, Discord Server Access, Trivia Meet-ups and More!
Feb 1
40 min
Bizarre Penis-Enlarging TikTok Trend 'Jelqing' Claims To Add 'An Inch Of Girth' | 2.1.24
On today’s show….Youtuber beheads father and then shows off head LIVE.  Jelqing, what is it and does it work?  An update on the Kansas City mystery of three dead friends, Mother throws boiling water on masturbating son, fun facts, The Apple Vision Pro first impression & much more! This episode brought to you by Squarespace (00:00:30) Teasers! (00:02:31) Pennsylvania man arrested after posting YouTube video of father's decapitated head (00:10:50) Mother jailed for 3 years after throwing boiling water at porn watching son (00:18:06) Bizarre penis-enlarging TikTok trend 'jelqing' claims to add 'an inch in girth' (00:25:16) Kansas City Chiefs fan who hosted watch party where three friends froze to death checks into rehab Fun Facts (00:35:03) Reason why bugs try to fly into lightbulbs (00:36:28) The origin of Psilocybin mushrooms (00:38:58) Apple Vision Pro: Magical…until it’s not This and much more!! SQUARESPACE - Website Design Made EASY - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/hardfactor to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code hardfactor. COLLECTIVE - Financial Services for Freelancers - Waive the onboarding fee when you go to https://www.Collective.com/HARDFACTOR and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you - That’s a $199 value! LASARA MEDICAL GROUP - Weight Loss and Testosterone Therapy offered Nationwide - To get Lasara weight loss and/or testosterone therapy, go to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR and use code FACTOR to get 10% Off!
Jan 31
42 min
ADBL: ‘Diaper Spa’ with adults role playing as babies raises eyebrows | 1.31.24
Boy are you going to want to hear about ABDL on today’s episode and the weirdos that take part in it.  This episode brought to you by Squarespace (00:00:00) - Teasers! (00:01:32) - Happy Birthday PFT! 💪 Three Factor 💪 (00:02:52) - ‘Diaper Spa’ in New Hampshire catering to adults ‘with trauma’ raises eyebrows 👮 PC Police World 👮 (00:24:05) - Disabled woman told she isn’t allowed in pub without a parent  (00:28:59) - Birds with “harmful” names to be renamed this year to avoid any historical associations with people (00:34:57) - Bird renaming history: Throwing it back to the Civil War! (00:36:04) - Elon Musk's Neuralink implants brain chip in first human (00:36:39) - Burglar calls 911 for help after getting stuck in a sh*tty situation on a high rise building in Georgia This and much more!! SQUARESPACE - Website Design Made EASY - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/hardfactor to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code hardfactor. COLLECTIVE - Financial Services for Freelancers - Waive the onboarding fee when you go to https://www.Collective.com/HARDFACTOR and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you - That’s a $199 value! LASARA MEDICAL GROUP - Weight Loss and Testosterone Therapy offered Nationwide - To get Lasara weight loss and/or testosterone therapy, go to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR and use code FACTOR to get 10% Off!
Jan 30
40 min
Big butt Influencer wants bigger plane seats | 1.30.24
Panamanian Instagram model Gracie Bon is pleading with airlines to make seats bigger because she’s got a medical problem in the back. A New Hampshire woman ends up in a trash truck, and a Kindergarten teacher defrauds Veterans Administration for like $700k.  This episode brought to you by Squarespace (00:00:00 - 00:01:01) Teasers! (00:01:02 - 00:02:40) No more Venmo for the boyss! (00:02:41 - 00:08:58) Firefighters rescue woman trapped inside garbage truck compactor, the woman suffered serious injuries, including broken bones, but that it appears she will recover (00:11:09 - 00:18:40) Operation Blizzard: Dairy Queen employees among 10 arrested in Texas meth ring sting (00:20:14 - 00:29:31) New Hampshire Army vet faked needing a wheelchair for 20 years to claim over $660K in benefits Trending mentions (00:29:32 - 00:30:14) Biden reportedly plans to use Trump attacks, abortion—and ‘hopefully’ Taylor Swift—to win 2024 election (00:30:15 - 00:31:02) Embarrassing: Japan moon lander photos just dropped (00:31:03 - 00:31:24) Antony Blinken x Middle East (00:31:25 - 00:32:08) Nasa plans to fly giant solar-powered plane to look for water on Mars (00:32:09 - 00:39:28) Instagram model demands airlines make seats bigger so her enormous booty can fit in them (00:39:29 - 00:39:44) Patreon.com/hardfactor for more content! SQUARESPACE - Website Design Made EASY - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/hardfactor to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code hardfactor. COLLECTIVE - Financial Services for Freelancers - Waive the onboarding fee when you go to https://www.Collective.com/HARDFACTOR and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you - That’s a $199 value! LASARA MEDICAL GROUP - Weight Loss and Testosterone Therapy offered Nationwide - To get Lasara weight loss and/or testosterone therapy, go to https://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR and use code FACTOR to get 10% Off!
Jan 29
39 min
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