Hard Factor Podcast

Hard Factor

Hard Factor
Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
Assassination Attempt Numero Three | 4.27.26
Episode 1945 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:09:00 MJ Movie crushing at box office 00:12:06 Trump Correspondence Dinner Shooting 00:24:42 Kash Patel Farted and is getting Fired?? 00:32:16 Another man trampled to death by elephants Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 27
43 min
The Russini Vrabel NFL Draft Day Surprise | 4.24.26
Episode 1940 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Weight Loss by Hims - Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan LUCY - Find LUCY near you at https://www.lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:40 The Russini Vrabel NFL Draft Day Surprise - somehow the story got SO much worse 00:27:10 The price of condoms is about to SKYROCKET 00:33:36 Polymarket weather and war fixing has hit a fever pitch Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - bonus pods discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 24
44 min
Was A Prominent Civil Rights Organization Funding The KKK?! | 4.23.26
Episode 1943 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 1943 was a big year for kidnappers 00:03:50 The difference between naturist and naturalist causes a stir at an upcoming festival in the UK 00:20:10 Dicks in the sky, again. 00:29:20 Was a prominent Civil Rights organization actually funding the KKK….The DOJ thinks so… Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 23
42 min
Drunk Dildo Prank Goes Too Far? | 4.22.26
Episode 1942 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:15 Med student in India is making bank with hot MAGA AI chick 00:21:05 Five cow-punch might be the most disgusting drink in the world 00:29:40 Drunk prank in New Zealand with dildos goes too far 00:41:40 Man steals gas from old job, starts massive fire and cops interview him with no brows Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 22
51 min
Sexy Snorkeling captain stabbed by dweeb tourist | 4.21.26
Episode 1941 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:25 Sexy snorkeling captain stabbed by tourist 00:22:02 Researchers are using ultrasound to trigger smell directly in the brain for VR 00:29:58 Chinese car with toilet in seat  00:29:58 Guy creates website and pitches service of going on your dream vacation not alone if you pay for his entire trip 00:39:24 Former Alabama football player wore wigs and makeup to impersonate NFL players and scam them out of 20 M Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 21
51 min
Beagle Testing Labratory Swarmed by Anrgy Mob | 4.20.26
Episode 1940 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Weight Loss by Hims - Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan LUCY - Find LUCY near you at https://www.lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:58 Turkish politician sporting formidable mustache, even for Turkey 00:08:30 Beagle Testing Facility in Wisconsin, Ridglan Farms, stormed by an even larger angry mob than last time, resulting in rubber bullet battle 00:27:43 Poland enlists Robot to chase Wild Boars, and Chinese Robot Half-Marathon Bloopers 00:37:03 Atlantic and Kash Patel are going to court (allegedly) over allegations of a bit of Boozin... Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - bonus pods discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 20
50 min
Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26
Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26 Episode 1939 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 Operation “Dildo Blitz” where protestors are using Dildos to protest ICE 00:14:30 India is considering using crocodiles and snakes to keep out immigrants from Bangladesh 00:20:20 Former Porn Superstar and Mensa member, Asia Carrera, has passed the Texas BAR 00:24:30 Trump is beefing with the Pope, so the Pope’s brother got a bomb threat  00:27:50 Alarming trend in Africa where men’s genitals are disappearing   Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 17
45 min
SantaCon Fraud, Doctor Jesus Trump and Wizard Detective Psycho | 4.16.26
Episode 1938 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 What happened in 1938? 00:06:50 Dr. Jesus Trump 00:08:40 King Charles is coming to the US for a big visit 00:21:30 Lunatic cosplaying as a wizard detective tries to break in family home 00:32:20 Santa con New York organizer stole over 1 million from children’s charities  Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 16
43 min
Hero HS Principal tackles would be school shooter | 4.15.26
Episode 1937 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:34 What made a hero in high school 00:09:47 Nude burglar in VA caught finally caught 00:23:08 Zuckerberg Ai cloned himself 00:24:12 Ruby Rose Claims Katy Perry Rubbed Clam on her 00:31:09 Things are getting out of hand in the Uganda chimp civil war 00:35:52 Principal tackles the shit out of wannabe school shooter Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 15
44 min
The FAA Wants Your Life In The Hands Of Gamers | 4.14.26
Episode 1936 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:01:05 Eric Swalwell has resigned from Congress 00:07:05 A wolf escaped a South Korean zoo, and they still can’t find it 6 days later 00:15:21 India is testing out a new ban on freedom of speech on social media platforms 00:21:45 Love triangle involving two teachers and a high school football player in Arizona 00:38:00 The FAA is targeting gamers to become Air Traffic Controllers  43:48:00 A cow crashed through a window at a chiropractor's office   Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 14
50 min
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