Getting paid to sit on your ass for 7 hours straight sounds fantastic.....until it's not. In this episode I talk about my current job that sounds great in theory but not so much in reality. At least it's better than my last job: a call center job selling education. Ahem, excuse me, "inspiring" others to change their lives... while taking on massive debt they are already more than likely in.You get some insight into my current state of affairs as a 25 year old college graduate trying to put on her big-girl pants and craft the life she wishes to live.

Public service announcement to all moviegoers: "NO SHOES NO SERVICE. Please refrain from removing any article of clothing attached to the bottom of your feet... Thank you."Jordan Peel's "Nope" was pretty good! Marcel from "Marcel the Shell with Shoes On" is a boy apparently. You can expect much better production quality shall I win the upcoming $1 billion Mega Millions lottery jackpot. Wish me luck!

This week has been kinda rough... I got scissor happy and cut a little bit too much off my bangs after watching the movie "Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris". My eyesight is steadily deteriorating and I don’t know what I’m going to do about it. Taking another crack at intermittent fasting; I reminisce about the time I fainted in the shower after fasting for just 3 days. I’m excited to announce I got a new mic! At least you're able to hear my despair in HD quality now.