It's Symbology Time! Stand back, fools. It is once again, its time for the action-hero of academia to use his brain and his brawn against the powers of evil. We hope you enjoy the film INFERNO.

Brace for impact. I hope your tray tables are up and your seatbelts are on. Tom slips into the cockpit and takes on the role of a real-life hero. He beat the odds, but can he beat those evil goons from the National Transportation Safety Board!

Tom gets lost in translation with no wifi and a lump on his back. And then there was another movie too.

The Cold War is heating up! Tom Hanks defends a Soviet Spy in this true retelling of the cloak and dagger dealings of the Hollow Nickel case.

Tom morphs into Walt Disney and finds himself at loggerheads with Mrs. P.L Travers, all in an attempt to bring the story of Mary Poppins to the big screen. Oh, and Colin Farrell coughs up blood.

Arrrg Maties! Tom runs the tightest ship in the shipping business but his cargo run to Mombasa hits a snag when a group of plucky pirates snatch him from the boat. When the Navy Seals show up, the plot gets dinghy!  

You get 4 or 5 Tom Hanks here, plus a bunch of Hallie Baileys, a half-dozen Hugh Grants and more Hugo Weavings than you ever asked for.  What a bargain!

A boy with issues spends his free time looking for a keyhole with an ancient mute. Don't be fooled: It's not as much fun as it sounds.

40 movies in! We pause for a moment to gather our thoughts and put things where they belong. We call this process: HANKS RANKS

Tom Hanks as you have always wanted to see him: Riding a moped to community college. Yes, that is what we are dealing with here.