Hands Across America
Hands Across America
Mardana Mayginnes & Alexander Malt
Alexander Malt and Mardana Montana Mayginnes reunite and try to get everyone to hold hand across America.
Homeless People suffer from the Messiah Complex.
Matthew mcconaughey is a piece of shit too.
May 17, 2023
50 min
John Wick shoots Q'anon Shaman
We begin w/ a shaman's freedom and end with a head blown off by our hero, John Wick. Keanu is the only thing keeping our country together.
Apr 5, 2023
56 min
Talk it out bro.
Mardana and Alex jump into the deep end. They both drown. It was for nothing but Neil's stupid coat.
Nov 17, 2021
1 hr 20 min
Passing Ships
Vegas is the Vegas of Vegas
Oct 5, 2021
57 min
Thot Police - get the vaccine or date Ashley.
Mardana is still Unvaxxed and got Covid, don't worry he won't make it to next week. Alex has that pesky science and data on his side, but he dated Ashley, so it's a wash.
Aug 2, 2021
44 min
Nic Cage's Anger
Just give up on everything. We've both agreed to stop doing the podcast or anything else with our lives.
Jul 14, 2021
39 min
The Future, CUZ!
... but we spend more time talking about the past.
Jun 22, 2021
43 min
It got dark, YO!!
The pandemic is over, then it got dark. Alex tries out for a new job while Mardana turns one down. Honestly, skip to the end when it's funny. Email complaints to our publicist Nanak Mccann. [email protected]
Jun 15, 2021
34 min
Goat's Pass
Don't over think it, bro.
Jun 1, 2021
32 min
Sorry, we're back (FUCK CANADA)
Alex and Mardana solve covid19. They have international relations with Canadians. And Mardana is taking a prophylactic.
May 24, 2021
28 min
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