Cort and Ray return to the podcasting world and find a hellscape of HCMR knockoffs have replaced them in the two years since they last posted. Everyone is trusting the process and jabbering on incessantly about Joe Harris. But never forget who brought it to you first.

EVERYONE SWITCHED TEAMS; WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!?

The draft is tonight! Lakers traded all their picks to the Pelicans for Anthony Davis. Zion! Joe Harris! Kyle Guy! Half-Cort and Mid-Raynge is back let’s goooooooo!

Anthony Davis wants to leave New Orleans. Ray’s got a head start on him. Listen all the way to the end for our predictions on where he’ll end up.

Ray’s back in town! This particular episode is so spicy that it defies description. We would just like to use this space to wish all of our listeners a happy end of 2018 and many Auld Lang Synes in the New Year. It’s hard to believe that we recorded over 500 episodes of Half-Cort and Mid-Raynge in 2018, and I’d like to thank you all for listening to every one of them.

Jimmy Butler emergency pod! The Sixers welcome a new addition, and Ray is relatively pumped. We also talk about Joe Harris, of course, and some Denzel Washington movies.

We’re back. Or are we? Give a warm HCMR welcome to our guest hosts!

Happy Tanksgiving everyone! Ray and Cort share things they are thankful for, both basketball-related and not. Also, the first appearance of a new segment: Sportmanteu.

We’re back for the 2017-2018 NBA season! Special guest Jeff C. provides the perspective of a real-life Upper Darbian on all your favorite Sixers players (Embiid and Simmons) and some of their more obscure (Amir Johnson). Plus: is In-N-Out burger really overrated? Fast food! Pokemon! Hospital EMR systems! This episode has it all!

Fashion Week! What are we wearing? Greg and Joel join us as guests for the first ever Banana Boat podcast. Melo got traded from the Knicks to the Thunder! Extramundane? You decide.