Hailey hates having a stuffy nose, but she's here!  Sean and Hailey are wrapping up Season 1 of the podcast with a short check-in to let you know what they have been up to over the holidays.  Hailey shares some tasty recipes and talks about how recording the podcast has helped her mentally.  She also finally shares how her beef with Nick Lachey got started! Thank you for joining us on this adventure!  Look for more fun in Season 2, starting in February! Gluten-free Cinnamon Rolls - https://bit.ly/3F3ra0g Christmas Breakfast Wreath - https://www.instagram.com/p/CXoJD6hMota/ SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald

Hailey hates cheesy holiday movies. To welcome the season, Hailey & Sean watched A Castle For Christmas, a Netflix Christmas movie about an author, played by Brooke Shields, who visits Scotland to escape a scandal and must thaw the heart of a curmudgeon castle owner, played by Cary Elwes. Can a dog successfully "Parent Trap" his owner?  Are Scottish people really that hard to understand?  How many of the flattest flats can one woman pack on a winter trip to Scotland?  Why is Drew Barrymore even in this??  Find out why Hailey thinks this is a reimagined fanfic from her teen years as the couple shares their observations on this frigid yet festive fortress film. SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hailey still hates Dune 1984.  This episode is all about the rest of Dune 1984 (from where Dune 2021 ends) and how it compares to the events in the book.  Hailey's grossed out by Sting's wing bikini, raw cow eating, recycled bodily fluids, and intelligent wet fetuses. Sean goes into the lineage of various characters and who procreates in later books.  And Hailey finds out how Paul Atreides is like Chris Evans. Where are Picard and the pug? Would you ride a giant worm? Also, get the scoop on what's coming up on a new holiday-themed episode!! SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hailey hates the 1984 movie Dune.  She hates it so much, Sean thought it would be fun to make her watch it again.  Then he made her watch the 2021 Dune.  She wasn't happy, but she did it for YOU!  This week, the duo compare and contrast both films, sharing observations, opinions, and plot twists and turns.  Does Hailey also hate the 2021 Dune?  Does it have any redeeming qualities?  Is she now a Chalamet Bae?  Listen in to find out!! This episode ends where the 2021 Dune movie ends, but a few future plot point spoilers start around the 01:48:53 mark. Remember, you can always email us, leave a voicemail, or email a voice memo our way to share your thoughts and opinions! SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald RESOURCES: Hailey's Etsy Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WildeSkye --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hailey and Sean follow-up on a few more haunted issues from last week and share some listener ghost stories!  Sean googles the risque type of haunted doll. Hailey talks about home decorating and DIY projects. The gang does a rundown of all the topics in Season 1 thus far, shares some television show reviews in "Ooooh Weees", and does not cap on a depression and anxiety check-in!  We're turning enemies into friends and calling on Adam Levine to ghost hunt in this week's spooktacularly goofy episode! SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald RESOURCES: Heels on Starz https://www.starz.com/us/en/series/heels/60760 Shop Sola Wood Flowers https://solawoodflowers.com?ref=haileymcconnellz DIY Crescent Moon Wreath Blog Tutorial https://bit.ly/3m8q9Nh Youtube Tutorial https://youtu.be/Q-Q5r7WMFE0 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hailey hates haunted dolls!  Grab some popcorn and listen in as Hailey and Sean give you a rundown of the surprisingly entertaining movie "Annabelle: Creation".  Learn what not to do when your house is haunted, how to properly dispose of a haunted doll, and how you can adopt your own creepy doll. Hailey shares what kind of doll she would have her consciousness transferred to, her rules about touching things at thrift stores, and OMG, did Sean buy a haunted doll?!?!   Hailey shares more real-life ghost stories and wants to hear yours!!  Tune in for important life lessons in this week's episode! SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald RESOURCES: Annabelle: Creation on HBOMax https://bit.ly/3hXUQmO Haunted doll Ebay seller hauntedhunies https://ebay.to/3hZU6h7 Guatemalan worry dolls https://bit.ly/3ACmH3i Casting Instructions for 'Go Into A Doll's Body' https://bit.ly/2XETiHc Doll in the Hall https://bit.ly/2XH9KqA Pediophobia: Fear of Dolls https://bit.ly/3kDVW9r Creepy Doll Adoption Agency | Side Hustles https://youtu.be/CC0O5Ji1mGM Unsettling Toy Removal and Rehoming https://unsettlingtoys.com/unsettlingly-available/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's a giggle-fest of fun following up on last week's episode, with a look at some more advanced toys for the not so faint of butt among us.  Our duo talks dragon tails, octopus tentacles, and robot aliens before diving into their "Oooh Weees" for the week - a comic con update, Lucy Lawless goodness, and skincare recommendations.  Hailey also apologizes for all the times she was an ass to her friends in childhood because they cussed too much. SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald Stainless Steel Lockable Butt Plug https://rstyle.me/+B7KyDxnE5Lfd3LQWp-o4pQ Wifi Remote Lockable Butt Plug https://rstyle.me/+PobabJd9ftONVbJgvfRBeQ Cheeta Spotted Dragon Tail Butt Plug https://www.vuzara.com/product-page/dragon-tail Colorful Tentacle Dildo Octopus Huge Anal Plug https://amzn.to/39d8JJ7 My Life is Murder (Acorn TV) https://bit.ly/3nAQTIq Naturopathica Calendula Essential Hydrating Cream https://rstyle.me/+Iw_tLtXOIH5m2KagIxwTLA Westlife BBC Radio 2 Live - 2021 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6UE2Jcm0DVY8d0xzfD1oomZslto0aqEA Behind The Music: New Kids On The Block (2021) https://bit.ly/3zgXV7k --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hailey hates butt plugs!  At least, she's 99.9% sure she does even though she's never used one.  Sean shocks our hostess with today's topic and they giggle like 12-year-olds as they learn about all the different types of toys one can use - silicone, vibrating, Bluetooth, novelty, cold hard steel, and hooks!  Plus, find out the best butt plug to use as a ninja throwing sword at LARPing events! Hailey also ponders why people eat without a beverage, how sex is like a video game, and tells the story of the time she *almost* met Keanu Reeves. SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald Anal Vibrator with 10 Vibration Modes 3 Thrusting Speed https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CVN5KWM/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_MMM134A5F3EZ1A06E8DE Butt Plug Trainer Kit for Comfortable Long-Term Wear https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RK98NH6/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_R44F566F3A6ANNZPZ19C?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Durometer Shore Hardness Scale https://www.smooth-on.com/page/durometer-shore-hardness-scale/ Love Plugs https://loveplugs.co/ Pikachu Tail ButtPlug https://epictails.bigcartel.com/product/pikachu-tail-buttplug Butt Plugs Review for LARPing https://www.amazon.com/review/R1R73425SSPZND Picture on a Butt Plug https://www.etsy.com/listing/807176709/custom-personalized-butt-plug-any-photo?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=funny+butt+plug&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&from_market_listing_grid_organic=1 Butt Plug Benefits https://www.bustle.com/wellness/butt-plug-benefits My Mom found my Butt Plug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzMS6LtgW38 Putin Butt Plug https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mr-putin-butt-plug/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, Hailey and Sean sit around the campfire to tell stories, like that time Hailey's stepdad heard the call of Sasquatch, the time Hailey almost lost her eye at an MST3K Live Show, and why Hailey has beef with Treach from Naughty By Nature. Learn about the predators and mammals of Scotland, find out why Sean hates scented candles, and join the fake versus real Christmas tree debate! Also, September is Thyroid Cancer Awareness Month, so Hailey shares resources and tips for staying on top of your thyroid health. We hope you're saying "oooh weee" because fall is coming! Scotland Land Mammals https://treesforlife.org.uk/into-the-forest/trees-plants-animals/mammals/ Target Candles:  Frosted Siberian Pine  https://rstyle.me/+zm6XmVlr-diVFMwBkObYzg Bourbon Pumpkin https://rstyle.me/+4lcGKreyUFGSf0dCBWRDPw The Other Two on HBO Max Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8-wM1bqfGA Mr. Corman  Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_BZVS9YZQE The Crafsman Steady Craftin https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCrafsMan Thyroid Health Resource Page http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/p/thyroid-health-resources.html Thyroid Self-Screening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msbHLZQz8fk A few ways to help those affected by Hurricane Ida: TransQueerYouth NOLA - https://gofund.me/60c3ddb4 Imagine Water Works & Mutual Aid Response Network - https://donorbox.org/ida Culture Aid NOLA - https://www.cultureaidnola.org/ida/ SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hailey hates how much time and energy get wasted on conspiracy theories.  This week, Sean presents Disney, toy, and pop culture-related conspiracy theories in the hopes of sorta kinda ruining Hailey's childhood just a smidge.  Did Tangled predict the pandemic?  Does Finding Nemo showcase the stages of grief?  Is Up about a journey to the afterlife?  Is Tarzan really Elsa and Anna's brother?   Our duo also discuss the questions: What would you do in a Holodeck? Do lizard people really eat meat?  And if so, does a tea brine make people meat tastier? Also, Brandon, our Official He-Man Historian and friend of the podcast, answers some burning He-Man questions and gives us some backstory on the Eternia Universe. Join the discussion and let us know what you think via our website, Instagram, email, or voicemail! (links below) 10 Crazy Disney Theories That Are Too Real To Ignore https://youtu.be/HoSL6V4OByU 10 Dark Conspiracy Theories Behind Children's Toys https://youtu.be/vfIytzMNXhs 11 Seriously Bizarre Conspiracy Theories https://youtu.be/HiTtZs6gv3s Cabbage Patch Kids Preemie https://www.amazon.com/Cabbage-Patch-Kids-Teeny-Preemies/dp/B00CMZKLWI Talking Mother Goose https://poshmark.com/listing/Vtg-Worlds-of-Wonder-1986-The-Talking-Mother-goose-603bd2d2633cfc744f023b37 SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app