Your pizza will look like it's alive and be sure to not look in the mirror, babe.
May 25, 2021
8 min
What is it about guys our exact age that is so unappealing? Guys younger and way older...WYA?
Apr 5, 2021
9 min
My rental car got a dent, I kissed a cute guy, and I hate ORD airport.
Mar 29, 2021
12 min
Spring Break is here, and so are my 9 thousand bikinis
Mar 15, 2021
13 min
FaceTime on your laptop instead...you're welcome.
Mar 9, 2021
12 min
The tragic pickup lines continue, my poor sister, etc..
Mar 3, 2021
12 min
Always remember that the baddest bitches seem to never get shot by Cupid's Arrow
Feb 22, 2021
13 min
All of your crushes look alike, but why do they not come close to The Original Guy? Also, please don't lie on your dating profiles.
Feb 15, 2021
12 min
Guilty about people I put on Icky Picky, and I can't stop stepping on guys' feet (not G-Eazy's though).
Feb 8, 2021
13 min
I'm responding to Monday Male Mail, and more. Let's laugh our asses off and relate to each other.
Feb 1, 2021
14 min
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