Gutting the Sacred Cow
Gutting the Sacred Cow
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Standup Comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel love films and they love arguing about them. But in this unique podcast; they invite their comedian friends to come in and argue why some of the most loved or acclaimed films are trash. Kevin and Kevin preside over these cases and see if their friends have made them change their minds. Check out this podcast dedicated to giving the most hilarious, witty, and funniest movie reviews you'll ever hear.
Task DEMOLISHES X-Men Episode 51 GTSC Podcast
We seem to be on a real superheroes theme kick as @uptotask couldn't wait to join @GTSCpodcast to try and obliterate one of the early films (X-Men was not the first, Blade was) to kickstart the superhero genre. @KevinIsrael_NJ is an insane Wolverine fan; did he think the entrance matched the hype? And did @KevinGootee think this film was worse than Anna Paquin's "southern" accent? Only one way to tell.. PLEASE subscribe so the minute we release a new episode, you get it immediately. You guys have been awesome with the 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews. Thank you so much for your continued support and success. If you haven't done so, we'd love if you did us that small favor. EVER day, Monday-Friday on guttingthesacredcow.com we have new articles/think pieces...did I just say think pieces about a silly movie podcast? It's not like we're Time magazine. So come on over and check us out for some A+ toilet reading. And while you're on the hopper, go ahead and grab a shirt, hat, bag, mug, hoodie from our merch store. You can find us on social media at: Twitter, @GTSCpodcast @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @UptoTask. We're on FB, IG, and Tumblr (if anyone cares about that platform) Also, www.kevinisrael.com and www.kevingootee.com Yet again, thank YOU for being friends. We truly appreciate all of the kind words, shoutouts, support, etc.
Oct 16
58 min
The STST boys WIPEOUT Point Break Episode 50
Utah, get me 2...dudes who think they're going to tear down one of the most iconic 90's films ever. James and Rob from @ststcast think Keanu Reeves is an awful actor and this film is 100% pure nonsense. Action, adventure, these 2 crave not this film. But the real question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ feel that this film is as good as 2 meatball subs at 10:30 in the morning? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your friends is what makes us smile and continue to forge onward doing this podcast. We really feel we're carving out something special and all of the above validates that. Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. If you know of a business that wants to advertise, LET US KNOW! If you would be so kind and click subscribe on youtube or on your preferred podcast platform, that ensures you don't miss any episodes nor bonus content. Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @Ststcast. PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com
Oct 10
1 hr 5 min
Dave Williams DISOWNS Step Brothers Episode 49
This episode is guarantee to rankle a lot of our friends. Dave Williams from @Barstoolsports hates Will Ferrell and flat out DESPISED Step Brothers. Do Boats and Hoes make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ give a big ol' ear to ear grin? Or does this film make K and K wish the Catalina Wine Mixer got a bomb dropped on it bigger than Holmes and Watson? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @BarstoolWSD and @Barstoolsports. We'd love to help you grow your business! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. If you know of a business that wants to advertise, LET US KNOW! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on social media.
Oct 2
51 min
Ray Stakenas SHORT CIRCUITS Transformers Episode 48
The Transformers were the CENTER of @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ universe in the 80's as the greatest cartoon next to Looney Tunes. Fast forward to 2007 when Michael Bay decided to completely ignore the most of the source material and make Megatron a plane instead of a gun. The real question is there enough good stuff in her to match the nostalgia? @AlmightyRay from @whowouldwin podcast certainly doesn't think so. He thinks this film is worse than Optimus Prime dying in the cartoon film. But do Gootee and Israel think his argument should transform and roll the f--- outta here? We truly value each and ever one of our fans and your interactions with us. We want to keep hearing from you! @GTSCpodcast on twitter and Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, and Tumblr. Have an idea for a segment for us? We want to hear it. Want to do a segment theme song for us? We want to play it? Feedback about us or our guests? Yep, we want to hear it. We thank you for being fans of ours. We want to help you grow your business/product! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com for more details! Nothing puts a smile on our faces more than seeing you leave us those 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews on your favorite podcast platform. And since you're already fans, tell your friends who love movie debates and cracking wise that we're the best in the business. And this episode is sponsored by the merch store at Guttingthesacredcow.com Grab a sweet shirt, mug, bag, hat, even cell phone cover and more. Monday through Friday, we're giving you guys NEW articles regarding our favorite quotes, #listof10, and movies we've seen to name a few. Yet again, THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
Sep 26
1 hr 10 min
JD Duran goes Mighty Ducks hunting Episode 47
The film that Gen Y loves as well as launched an NHL franchise and well as 2 sequels. The Mighty Ducks gave dumb kids all across the world that it was a good idea to quack at people. It also made people think the flying V is a legit formation in hockey. Oh yeah, it also showed Emilio Estevez driving a limo onto a pond and thinking it wasn't that big of a deal. @RealJDDuran from @insessionfilm joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he played hockey and had a TON of problems with this sugarcoated, cake eating, film. But does he convince them this film is worse than Emilio Estevez boozing up while driving on icy roads? Yet again, we THANK YOU for your support and love. Want to advertise with us? Guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Follow us on SM: @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @GTSCpodcast @realjdduran @insessionfilm Our merch store as well as daily articles can be found at www.guttingthesacredcow.com Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on social media.
Sep 16
59 min
Geno Bisconte DECIMATES Uncut Gems Episode 46
Do we have a treat for you! Geno Bisconte (In Hot Water on Compound Media and Comics Watching Comics on Amazon video) joins the boys as he HATES Uncut Gems with a passion. Why? One reason is that the bets Sandler puts in...DOESN'T HAPPEN in real life. Can Geno convince KG and KI that this film makes Don't Mess with the Zohan look like Caddyshack? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @DiamondEugene1 @inhotwatershow We'd love to help you grow your business! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. If you know of a business that wants to advertise, LET US KNOW! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on social media.
Sep 11
1 hr
Kent Garrison NEUTERS Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Episode 45
It was only a matter of time before someone went after a Jim Carrey film so @KentGarrison @madaboutmovies went for the one that started it all off, Ace Ventura. Kent feels this was funny as a kid but as an adult, finds Jim Carrey more annoying that Jim's paintings or people that constantly do Ace impressions. But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say ALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN to his argument or do they think his argument should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your friends is what makes us smile and continue to forge onward doing this podcast. We really feel we're carving out something special and all of the above validates that. Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. If you know of a business that wants to advertise, LET US KNOW! Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @KentGarrison and @madaboutmovies. PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com
Sep 3
52 min
Kevin Israel takes an AXE to The Shining Episode 44
No, that's not a typo. @KevinIsrael_NJ wanted to sit in the guest chair to take down the Shining so I asked GTSC podcast favorite @billschulz from @MorninwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia to sit in as co-host. Is KI able to persuade @KevinGootee that the Shining is as bad as taking an axe in the belly from Jack Nicholson? Or is his argument as sweet as the artwork in Scatman Crothers's house? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. This would be a HUGE help and help us take care of some of the expenses running the podcast. THANK YOU. Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @Billschulz @morninwithbillandjo You've been AMAZING with the 5 star ratings and reviews. If you haven't done so, we'd REALLY appreciate if you went on your podcast platform and hooked us up. LOVE YOU! YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet, share, etc. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com
Aug 27
1 hr 17 min
Joanne Nosuchinsky OBLITERATES Silver Linings Playbook Episode 43
We're bringing back another fan favorite, Joanne Nosuchinsky from @MorningwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia. Joanna never found the whimsical, Silver Linings Playbook, entertaining and she's hellbent on making @KevinGootee watch awful movies. Can she can convince him and @KevinIsrael_NJ that a nervous breakdown is better than this film? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. Would be a Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @Jonosuchinsky @morninwithbillandjo You've been AMAZING with the 5 star ratings and reviews. If you haven't done so, we'd REALLY appreciate if you went on your podcast platform and hooked us up. LOVE YOU! YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet, share, etc. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something!
Aug 21
51 min
Alice Vaughn sends Interstellar to Pluto Episode 42
Interstellar was a highly acclaimed and revered film but not according to Alice Vaughn (@rationalblonde from @tgompodcast). Alice used to be a physicist and she dissects this movie with an expert eye and exploits a TON of plot worms, worm holes, and black holes. Can she persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than being a farmer in Idaho? Or do the boys think this film is alright, alright, alright? We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or product. Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com to get a hold of us and we can make something happen. Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Those 5 star reviews and written reviews TRULY make our day and it truly helps us in the search algorithm. If you haven't done so, we'd REALLY appreciate if you went on your podcast platform and hooked us up. LOVE YOU! YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet, share, etc. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, coffee mug, or tote bag for that vacation that you'll have to cancel due to Covid? Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @rationalblonde and @tgompodcast
Aug 15
1 hr 7 min
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