Gumshoe
Gumshoe
Paul Collis
Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive.The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero, he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work, he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that. Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, its bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.
Series 2 Episode 6 - Vile
Series 2 Episode 6 - VileVert is hired by an elderly lady why has ben mugged by a young man. Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since
Nov 17, 2021
11 min
Series 2 Episode 5 - Captain Ahab
Gumshoe Series 2 Episode 5 - Captain AhabVert is hired by a gentleman to split up his son from his girlfriend.Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since
Nov 10, 2021
10 min
Series 2 Episode 4: Fanny Schmeller
Series 2 Episode 4: Fanny SchmellerVert is hired by an old "friend" of Fanny Schmeller to track her down.Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since
Nov 3, 2021
14 min
Series 2 Episode 3: Bogey Flicking
Series 2 Episode 3: Bogey FlickingVert decides he is going to listen into a conversation over the police radio frequency and decides its time to interject his two pence in.Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since
Oct 27, 2021
13 min
Series 2 Episode 2: Flinger
Series 2 Episode 2: Flinger.An elderly man hires Vert to find out who has been throwing dog mess at his house and to stop further incidents.Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since
Oct 20, 2021
18 min
Series 2 Episode 1: Audit
A member of the public places a complaint about Percival Vert so he gets audited by the department of justice.Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........Vert is hired by a head mistress of an expensive boarding school. The head mistress is telling Vert about a flasher that appears every night at 9pm on the school field opposite the dormitories so all the young girls can see this pervert flashing them and giving them a full blown creepy show. While the head mistress is filling in Vert... Vert is thinking of “filling” in the head mistress that isn’t actually that old and has thigh high boots and quite a short but conservative skirt on. Vert has a few fantasies while in the head teachers study, but snaps out of it when the head mistress asks him to pay attention.A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since
Oct 13, 2021
11 min
Series 1 Episode 10 - The School Gate Flasher
Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........Vert is hired by a head mistress of an expensive boarding school. The head mistress is telling Vert about a flasher that appears every night at 9pm on the school field opposite the dormitories so all the young girls can see this pervert flashing them and giving them a full blown creepy show. While the head mistress is filling in Vert... Vert is thinking of “filling” in the head mistress that isn’t actually that old and has thigh high boots and quite a short but conservative skirt on. Vert has a few fantasies while in the head teachers study, but snaps out of it when the head mistress asks him to pay attention.A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since
Oct 6, 2021
9 min
Series 1 Episode 9 - Licker
Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........ Vert is hired by the bus company to catch a sexual deviant that has started to harass their customers to that much of an extent no woman wants to use their bus service.A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since 
Sep 29, 2021
8 min
Series 1 Episode 8 - The Spunk Cocker
Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........Vert is hired by the managing director of the bus company, to find and stop someone from spray painting a big, fat, hairy cock that is spunking all over their property. A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since 
Sep 22, 2021
14 min
Series 1 Episode 7 - Web-Slinger
Warning! This podcast contains strong, offensive and misogynistic language that some listeners may find offensive. The Name's Vert. Percival Reginald Vert and I run the PR-Vert detective agency. The year is 2055 and the police have been defunded. So if you need a police investigation, the police will charge you 1000 big ones a day. Because of this, the government introduced the "P.I Act" where the private investigators can undercut the police so justice can become affordable. These are my case files........ A restaurant gets harassed by a man that secretly wanks off in the restaurant and on the way out he flings it in the face of female customers. The web slinger is masked so no one knows what he looks like. Vert is hired by the owner as his profits are starting to disappear faster than his customers.A note from the author.Percival Vert is no hero; he is a low life scumbag and the full embodiment of how not to be a man. He cheats his way into getting work; he objectifies women and is quite a disgusting human being - if you could even call him that.Gumshoe is intended to poke fun at everyone that takes life too seriously and directly towel whips the modern day puritans in the balls because they have forgotten the fact that when something isn't funny in real life, it’s bloody hilarious in the land of fiction.   If You like our content, please check out more content from Muster X Media on YouTube, Bitchute , Rumble and Brand New Tube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_AYRsWC2S9n9eQCVvtLwhttps://www.bitchute.com/channel/uOmAVG1xOtCz/https://rumble.com/c/c-340297https://brandnewtube.com/@XReview Our Channel: X:Review is a reaction and review channel, Where we give honest reviews and reactions (and the occasional roasting) to music videos. #musterxmedia #xreview __________________________________________________ You can also follow us on social media Facebook - Muster X MediaTwitter - @MediaMusterGab - @Muster_X_MediaInstagram - Muster.X.Media   Check out our other fiction podcasts:  A Tribute to men that hate their jobs https://redcircle.com/shows/a-tribute-to-men-that-hate-their-jobs30 years sincehttps://redcircle.com/shows/30-years-since 
Sep 15, 2021
13 min
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