Grumpy Old Birder
Grumpy Old Birder
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GOB 100 – Birding
Birding This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine February 2018 Like my childhood self I am in awe of the vast blueness of sky over the summer reed-bed. Is this ineffable depth, breadth and beauty God? Unknowable and visceral, my … Continue reading →
Feb 7, 2018
4 min
GOB 99 – Tree Huggers & Tree Muggers
Tree Huggers & Tree Muggers This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine January 2018 Who could resist running one’s hand along the skin-smooth bark of a beech tree or hugging a hornbeam? Can anyone doubt the primal pleasure of hearing … Continue reading →
Jan 6, 2018
3 min
GOB 97 – Garden Cities
Garden Cities This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine November 2017 I watched the World Athletics Championships Marathon wending its way through the historic streets of the City of London and was struck by two things over and above my … Continue reading →
Nov 11, 2017
3 min
GOB 96 – Tales of the Unexpected
Tales of the Unexpected This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine Autumn 2017 Outside a summer gale is rocking every bush in my tiny garden… this seems to be an inevitable consequence of sweeping the patio and clearing all the … Continue reading →
Oct 7, 2017
3 min
GOB – 95 Tales of the Riverbank
Tales of the Riverbank This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine October 2017 Boxing is brutal with many more losers than winners. One might argue it saves tearaway teenagers from a life of crime, but, in a progressive society it … Continue reading →
Sep 12, 2017
4 min
GOB 94 – Crop Rotation
Crop Rotation This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine September 2017 Half a century ago, a Malaysian friend told me of his dream. He wanted to write, but first needed to earn enough money to buy a small plot of … Continue reading →
Sep 11, 2017
3 min
GOB 93 – Rubbish Party
Rubbish Party This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine August 2017 The ‘Rubbish Party’ won a council seat somewhere in Scotland in the last council elections. If you think this appellation is an unprecedented admission of political ineptitude, let me … Continue reading →
Sep 8, 2017
3 min
GOB 92 – Old Gits & Spoilt Brats
Old Gits & Spoilt Brats This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine July 2017 Rant Warning! Why on earth would you be bothered about disability access to nature reserves? It’s obviously not much of a problem as just about every … Continue reading →
Jun 30, 2017
3 min
GOB 91 – Birding Doldrums
Birding Doldrums This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine June 2017 Picture this, everyone around you is just getting into their shorts and sandals, beaming with bonhomie and generally frolicking in the sunshine and you stare out at the blue … Continue reading →
Jun 29, 2017
3 min
GOB 90 – Snap Happy Birders
Snap Happy Birders  This article first appeared in Birdwatching Magazine May 2017   The photo revolution took off when we no longer needed to buy film. When I was given my birthday ‘box brownie’ it took me about two months … Continue reading →
May 1, 2017
3 min
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