Take a step into the past, where you were just another hairy kid longing for speech.

We are all alone together.

We were gone for a while, but so were you. This much anticipated installment is a story posing as a rant posing as a story. Also, a new sponsor!

A lot of things happen on an airplane despite nothing actually happening on an airplane.

Time is like an uncomfortable canoe.

The future is whenever.

It’s that time of year. Take care of yourself. Remember that spiritual fulfillment is in none of the places major advertisers are telling you to look. There is nothing under the tree that is going to fill your many voids. But, you do look great in that sweater and your egg nog is, once again, out of sight.

We only have so much time and yet we mostly waste it. This podcast is also a waste of time, but under five minutes, so maybe listen while on the toilet.

An exciting episode that may or may not be an allegory about the creative process.

While we do things we start to think about other things forgetting sometimes that all the time we are absolutely nothing.