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This week's show is super Southern, thanks to an email from a dear listener! Do you subscribe to any magazines? Let us know at 44-222-96269! Someone tell the Satyr that Bay needs remedial lessons, too, OK?

• Southern Living has a style section, y'all!
• Tell Trump to take a hike - subscribe to Vanity Fair!
• The B52's are awesome!
• World's first ATM!
• Cheetos tongue-coloring cheez balls from 2009! (Even they were orange, though!)