OMG, y'all, it's almost safe to go out in the world! We're getting our vaccinations -- are you getting yours? This is a rambling show that touches on tragedy and comedy as well as a little bit of science and the economy. And Bay might be drunk. We'll let you decide! Be our friends! Write to us at... Well, heck, you can write to Bay at [email protected] . Thank you for listening!   Links: -  Juvabun! We enjoy it; you might, too. -  Instant Pot! Amy enjoys it; you might, too! -  Dogecoin! Get a jump on the future! -  Just say no to trendy kitchens! -  Do we know this lady?  Bride & Groom Part I -  Bride & Groom Part II

If you haven't voted yet, here's a calm, level-headed, equitable discussion of the two candidates and how their platforms differ so you can make an informed decision... NOT! Ha ha ha, can't help it, that's hilarious, I just had to write that. Snort! Anyway, the Disaster Prius strikes again, Amy went camping, foxes are cute, and Bay drank too much. Don't email her at work! Actually, you can totally email her at work, just don't call her Jennifer. Also, no, don't email her at work. We also discuss politics, tree removal, petroglyphs, fashion choices (skorts 4ever), hiring help, classic holiday films, and sparkly things. Typical Grits to Glitz! Find us on Facebook! Amy Trotter Turner and Bay Secondtry! Linky links: Cute fox video! Hire some help! Plant a sturdy tree! Cover your hoo hoo, wear a skort! Get your bling on! There were never such devoted SISTERS! Stinky molar men petroglyphs!

WE'RE BACK AGAIN! It's still a crazy year. Some of us are super cautious, while others of us are crazy people who gad about the globe, trying to find as many germs as possible while also going diving and doing really interesting stuff. Which one of us is a wild woman?! Listen to the podcast to find out!!! Write to us at [email protected] or [email protected]!!!  Amy's cool diving video in Cozumel! Vote for Biden! Walt Disney World Polynesian Resort without a lot of talking Bay was pretty drunk and doesn't remember everything we talked about until the Skype stopped working, so here's a link to a video when Bay's corgi was a puppy and barking at her very excellent former cat Hector the Magnifico. If you listen closely, you can hear Bay and Amy and others laughing in the Christmas-music infused background.

Everybody's boozin' it up but Amy!!! So we're back with a weird little quickie, because everything's weird right now, anyway. Amy got a new pet! Bay grows tomatoes that don't get ripe! TRUMP SUCKS. (But we all knew that.) Read any good recipes lately? Let us know! Friend us on Facebook -- Amy Trotter Turner and Bay Secondtry! (We need more friends because, well, Trump sucks.)   Linkies: Trump sucks Wear a f***ing mask. Wear a mask when you're not f***ing, too. (note from Bay: "HA! Amy wrote that! Totally keeping it.") Growing tomatoes! Bay's food blog!!!!! What's up with modern kitchens WITH NO CABINETS????? Peeing tortoises

We're alive! Hope you are, too!

You want notes? No. We have no notes. Here's an episode. We took a break from our lives to record an episode because we love you. But we didn't have time for notes. Did we mention we love you?

Other than a drought, we're all just waiting for Amy to get her cabin completely finished! Ask the neighbors! Ask the UPS man! Ask the mailman! Are we finished with Amy's cabin? Not yet! In the meantime, we love our animals and our newly fostered animals! How's Mahalo adjusting to life in Amy's circle of friends? As for Bay, is she having fun shopping? You bet she is! So many fun things this week -- write to us at [email protected]!   French Bulldog Rescue Network Lady Hale's brooches make the news!    

It was broken recording software, we swear! But we're back, and we've got a few things to discuss. Amy's cabin takes up a lot of our thoughts and time! We had some pet losses in the family! And we had some close encounters with Appalachian wildlife! Don't you want to know what else you're missing? Write to us! [email protected] or [email protected]! Rent Amy's cabin through a new portal! (Best prices here) As always, much love to French Bulldog Rescue Network! In case you know someone with a special needs pup, Barkertime dog diapers are here.

Amy's besieged by happy family from across the ocean! Bay's beset by sudden basketball crazes! How much more can these glitzy girls take?! There's some basketball madness, mink oil memoranda, and ever-present prom and birthday reports for darling Nadia. How are your nails?! Write to us! [email protected] or [email protected], or send us a sound file/voice message! Reverent Tattoo Classic mink oil uses Ooo! Modern mink oil benefits!

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.... because Bay never made it to Georgia. Amy and Nadia had lots of fun, but Bay caught bronchitis and stayed home. We talked about what Bay missed, and how nice it was to meet up in Chattanooga, and how great Bay's nails now look, but we didn't have our fun girls' weekend in Covington. Write to us! [email protected]! Get beautiful nails at Kira! Beautiful prom dresses!