If there's a God what kind of cereal should we get?

Say it's not fake Jake. Is this the simulation?

What's the deal with Flying Saucers? I didn't cite a Theo Von joke. Umm. It's good.

If you can't trust yourself anyway maybe just take that corporate money. Is there money?

Don't worry about it. Finish your corn.

Does anyone know? Start in the middle?

Time? Can it be deciphered by arguing about God?

What's the deal with kids these days? Is public Education a service or a scam? Is it another gray matter?