After a LOOOOONNNNGGGGG hiatus Hayden and Jonathon return to talk crime. Lots and lots of crime. And hot sheriffs. And traumatic pet deaths. And two headed calves?

In this dramatic return episode the Tri-County Czar election heats up, the honor of Turpin is defended, and there's a really "dark" story that involves the Bortle Scale. Buckle up!

In this episode Hayden and Jonathon get into a folk rock battle, waste time Googling whether or not stickers are tumbleweed seeds, and discuss the very real possibility that their beautiful hometown of Turpin may have some very real ties to real estate fraud...

In this episode, Hayden and Jonathon preview some music they've been working on, bring back their most popular segment, and come dangerously close to making grain elevators sound uninteresting. 

In this episode Hayden and Jonathon wax intellectual about some pretty non-intellectual things, including gravy, county names, and Texas. 

In this supersized episode, Jonathon and Hayden talk to special guest Cody Opitz about moving from the city to God's country, debate Taco Tico, and discover that the Oklahoma Panhandle does, indeed, have a Sphinx. 

In this episode Jonathon and Hayden try to shake off the collective national trauma of the recent election by talking about their own high school elections, the history of the Oklahoma Panhandle, and the mystery of the "Shaman's Portal"...aka "the Bermuda Triangle of Oklahoma"...aka the Beaver Sand Dunes.

In this episode Hayden and Jonathon get quizzy with it, talk about walking to gas stations to rent movies, and take Idaho's panhandle down a peg or two. 

In this episode Hayden and Jonathon discover the shocking truth about their Swedish listener, talk about fiber optics, and spend probably too much time discussing how superior the Oklahoma Panhandle is compared to Florida's. 

In this action packed episode, our heroes talk a little bit about the history of Boise City. Also, a cooking segment...sort of.