Alfredo goes to the vet, gets addicted to teabagging, and narrowly avoids being dressed up as a mime, a gondolier, a zebra, a referee -- basically anything black and white with a pop of red -- because all black cats look the same *GASP*

Oh, and tomorrow is National Kiss a Ginger Day, so you know, don't.

Other discussion topics may include:

- When should you take medicine, and when should you just accept that death is inevitable?

- Desk chair acrobatics, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

- Movie Game Night: The Game: The Movie...Night

- Are you the victim of a grand conspiracy designed to keep you from peeing in pools? You are not alone.

- Tractor gonorrhea