Swinging the pendulum from sacred to profane, as is our wont, this episode runs the gamut from existential crisis born of bicycle thievery...to matter-of-fact categorizing of unfortunate skin conditions, such as furuncles, boils, wart, and corns. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy year.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Pearl Jams, epileptic orgasms, and other sex stuff

- The ongoing adventures of Allen Wrench, P.I.

- A lesson in distinguishing between "raspberrying" and "motorboating"

- Teat suckling modes of transportation

- Tasty treats, like wall spaghetti and corn pads