Going Hard Podcast

Bahahaha. This one is celebratory. It is Alan's 31st birthday! The boys call Alan out for watching racist YouTube videos, Producer Pete plays Drew Carey, Josh creates a game show that Wayne Brady should host, and the podcast closes with a birthday song dedicated to Big Alan.

Hi. This episode is very focused. Where my weed junkies at? The boys take you through a Mike Huckabee-produced pamphlet for kids, introduce alcoholic Mountain Dew, and close out the podcast with a metal song. Enjoy it. Enjoy the show.

Good morning! This podcast is short staffed, but worth a listen anyway. Alan theorizes about men in cowboy hats and wipes his ass with cocktail napkins, Josh hates young Indiana Jones, Producer Pete is in Salt Lake City, and the podcast closes with a song about inconsiderate cowboys. Thank you for your patronage. We love you. XOXO. Bye.

Sup, bitches? Strap in, because this one is a rocky ride. Alan dives deep into the culture of the Innuit people, Josh provides a cure for social anxiety, and Producer Pete keeps it on the level, and the episode closes with a song about a fat cat. Enjoy this one. You have our permission.

Yis. This episode is very serious. Josh constantly reminds Alan to quit working so blue, Alan talks about lobsters, Producer Pete sits nice and close to the boys, and the podcast closes with a motivational song. For a real good time, like and subscribe!

Hiiiiiii! This episode is spiritual. The boys reconvene and the sparks fly immediately. Alan describes his Easter weekend in the Florida panhandle, Josh struggles too openly with sobriety, Producer Pete is dating a triplet, and the episode closes with a song entitled "Shotguns and Glory Holes." Do enjoy.

Hi. This one is low energy, because it is just one boy: Josh. It's Easter weekend. Josh feels the need to release content to the masses in spite of being without his podcast compadres. He talks about how the rust belt gets taken advantage of by politicians, plays two stand up clips from very different time periods (though both very cancellable), and closes it out with a song he and Alan wrote nearly a decade ago (also cancellable). It's not the same, but try to enjoy it, anyway. One love.

'Bout you know 'bout dat? It's a new dawn on a new day and a new episode of everyone's favorite podcast. Josh openly despises Green Bay, Wisconsin, Alan wants to retire in prison, Producer Pete makes a drawing, and the podcast closes with a song about Dog the Bounty Hunter fighting the Titanium Man in the core of the sun. It's weird, I guess. Like and subscribe or something.

Hi! This episode is destructive. Josh announces that this will be the last podcast ever, only to have Alan offer him $10 for the rights of the show, Producer Pete and Josh fantasize about destroying Alan's truck, Alan tries to veer the boys away from thoughts of damaging his truck, and the podcast closes with a song about smashing Alan's truck. Pretty good episode, honestly. If I was bored at work or looking to kill some time, I would definitely listen to it. Would probably be surprised at how good it was afterwards, too. I don't know. Give it a shot.

Hey, what's up? It's another raucous episode of the Going Hard Podcast! Alan details his five days of sobriety, meanwhile Josh discusses the merits of bedtime vodka. Producer Pete is the coolest guy on the podcast and maybe on the planet. Josh has a conversation with a local bartender/the love of his life. The podcast closes with a song about said bartender. Be sure to tell all of your friends about the podcast, because guys, we could really use the support. You're the best. We love you. More than we could ever love ourselves. Seriously.