Welcome to Get Me Off The App. The podcast that explores the highs and lows of dating culture from the people who know best – your fellow dating app users. Like a blind date crossed with your favourite group chat and the occasional therapy session, we discuss everything from the exhilarating highs of great first dates, surprise matches, cheesy pick-up lines, and unexpected love stories to heartbreak, loneliness, dating fatigue, and the emotional toll of rejection in the moments when life doesn’t go to plan. We’re about empowering you to love, date, and live life on your terms. So, whether you’re single, in a relationship, dating, or situational, we’re here to own it. Hosted by serial-single Jade Martin, a thirty-something-year-old who has downloaded and deleted every dating app more times than humanly possible, Get Me Off The App is for anyone who needs a good laugh, a pick-me-up, or a bunch of friends who just *get it*.