Get Judged!
Get Judged!
Shakey, Jakey
The twisted minds a couple of messed up guys in need of therapists. They talk about everything you don't talk about. They warp the warped. Be warned - this may not be for you. Or anyone. This is the only podcast you'll ever need....if even you don't want it. So sit back....grab your gavels....and judge away!
Episode #147 - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - Find the Family Cocaine
Shakey lost his notes about the side gig.  The dogs chirp and gum everything.  Shakey has issues with communications due to tropical storms.  Family therapy over the holidays is something that every psychopath family needs.  Where's the family stash of Columbian Snow.  Who does team roping?  Don't do it - it will crush your spine!! Bee's not only sting - they cause car accidents and almost kill people and so do ants.Who's gonna Die in 2024 - JAKE - Phil Colins SHAKEY - Joe BiddenJAKE - Bruce WillisSHAKEY - Richard SimmonsJAKE - Kareem Abdul JabbarSHAKEY - Tiger WoodsUFC 300 - get it on.  Shout out to the Bombastic!!! NFL Shenanigans - Shakey will not play fantasy football ever again until next season.  Close the blinds. Who's woke?  We be woke!  Shout out Savage Cu Nt Training.  Jakey's word is "Creativity" - he's going to learn an instrument and write a book.  Speedboat the clit and get the shit.  We're not a pedo - just in case you want to know.  Shakey gonna fast and eat the dogs.  The holy trinity of puking pooping jizzing.  Confused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Jan 1, 2024
45 min
Episode #146 - Merry XXXMas!
Talking about how Shakey's stepdad negative Nancey tendencies and Joan Jett prescribing a bullet to Bruce Willis dementia diagnosis.  How do family conversations go at Shakey's??  Sucking on Buckley's under the table at restaurants.  Spaghettis Lite.  Google pegging a lot.  There are more than two genders BGJ says his scientist found so. Turkey goo frost.  Always "Yes" to do one more.  Shakey sending his love to the Bird.  Inversion tables work on Shakey.  Lay on me Daddy and twist my bones.  Institutionalized.  Full conspiracy mode.  Science about no Mas.  The Alt channels. Confused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Dec 25, 2023
56 min
Episode #145 - GJ Cult Movement
I have no clue what we talk about in this episode - but there's sickness, cult programming, licking dicks, and some holiday cheer.Confused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Dec 18, 2023
57 min
Episode #144 - Poopy Hands
The boys talk about why Shakey has poop on his palm and why he stopped drinking AND why they aren't related.  Are all alcoholics degenerates or do they just not have a phone?  What movie you want to see?  What are we addicted to and not addicted to and why don't we all join AA?  Hopefully you are a junkie so that you have an excuse to make poor decisions.  Satan hunting at it's best until you get shot.  Airport people and WTF?!?! Definition of Necroflabbia.Confused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Nov 27, 2023
58 min
Episode #143 - Happy Birthday To Us!!
It's our birthday and we gonna eat cake - even though we don't really like cake.  But one of us is high and the other is on a diet, so we talk about that.  We also talk about other s#!t - but you know that, cause you reading this to find out what we gonna be talking about.  But we ain't gonna tell you here - you just gonna have to listen.  That's called a "hook" - so stop sounding out these words in your head and go listen to our words.Confused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Nov 20, 2023
56 min
Episode #142 - Go Pat Go!
Shakey and Jakey decide to go to Vegas and hang out for 30 hours sober.  They catch a football game and Shakey makes friends with the section while Jakey drips brisket juice all over his titties while stirring women's drinks with his fingers.  What the hell is going on here??Confused yet?If you like to  judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging.  Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSConfused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Oct 30, 2023
1 hr 2 min
Episode #141 - 2 Genders & Slavery
The hiatus is over - mental health is reset.  The boys update everything on the golf trip and all about club throwing ball tossing son adoptions.  Cart attacks and road tripping 9 year old snacks.Confused yet?If you like to  judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging.  Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSConfused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Oct 24, 2023
1 hr
Episode #140 - Spill the Pills
Jakey is a tries to separate his dick pills from his mensuration pills.  If he doesn't, then his sexy time night could turn in to a cry fest with leaking nipples and vagina.  There's a golf trip coming up and who knows who survives that.  There are fairy wings involved.  People are already faking injuries.Confused yet?If you like to  judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging.  Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSConfused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Sep 25, 2023
57 min
Episode #139 - AA Guest Who Likes "D"
We have a new guest and his name is AA.  Jake is napping so Shakey takes the wheel and talks about Fantasy footbal and Jake's lack of D in his life.  Shakey was first and we AA likes D in his life.  They are crushing T and everyone wants to hear their reality stories.  2 Rails, Big Pharma, silos at work, Chuckie Cheese is a predator.    AA has some issues and some of them are driving.  ANGERED.  He's mad all the time.  Sex traffic .. need more stop lights.  Rugby stories with 2 of the gnarliest.  A good Ol Cheese grater story, 2 hitchhikers drunk and playing rugby.  Funnel piss and Ruck ya on the field.  Crushing the people and Trump is Trump.  10 Questions!!!Confused yet?If you like to  judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging.  Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSConfused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Sep 18, 2023
58 min
Episode #138 - Who Stole What???
We talk library theft and medications andConfused yet?If you like to  judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging.  Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSConfused yet?If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do something you lazy POSYour problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Sep 11, 2023
46 min
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