Does Tinder light your fire? Do you feel a buzz off Bumble? Get your meat from Grindr? Whatever your flavour is, just remember that Conor uses Instagram as a dating app, and Dannii literally met her fiancé on Twitter, so there really is hope for everyone!Welcome (back?) to the first episode of our brand new podcast, with a brand new name, image, and vibe, but the same old messy Huns. We may not host a horror podcast anymore, but for this premiere episode we're discussing the greatest horror story of all. Online dating has made itself that great defining experience for our (admittedly aging) generation, So why is it so fucking terrible? In this episode Conor & Dannii discuss different dating apps, and their potential pros and cons.  Based upon entries we read out from some listeners of our previous podcast it seems like they've more cons than the plane from the film Con Air. So join us and learn about the origins of Nut Butter (ahem), the dangers of using a parasol in public, being asked to perform "domestic tasks" as a hookup, and a secret movement in the gay community known only as "PROJECT UNICORN"And who fucking pays anyway?Strangely enough, we make a joke about pubes in the opening of this episode, and by the time we had finished recording we had been offered a sponsorship deal with smoothmyballs.com. How serendipitous (and smooth!).#Justice4BoatShoes