after avenging a non-Japanese bear who probably shits in the woods, Wolverine is willingly kidnapped by a Japanese punk-rocker and taken to Japan to meet a dying Japanese guy whose life he saved years ago in Japan. upon arriving in Japan he gets embroiled in a Japanese conspiracy involving yakuza and mutants and kimonos and Japanese sex hotels and extreme high diving in Japan. in Japan, Famke Jannsen's titties almost guest star in nightmares in Japan.