IT'S THE SEASON 1 FINALE, SUCKAHFISH!! Claire is a Jonas brother. Sayid sets Charlie on fire. Arzt goes boom. Kate wins fair and square. Shannon adopts and doesn't shop. Sawyer reads a diary. Sun is hooked on phonics. Rousseau steals an infant. Aaron gets a name. Locke wants to be eaten. Jack hates Destiny's Child. Scott is Steve. Steve is Scott.