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aka Chorvs aka CHOPVS We really like the Far Cry series! Far Cries? Fars Cry? Doesn't matter! Per our work obligations, we also talk about Chorus. You're an ex-mass murderer who loves whispering and has space magic. Does that make for a good game? Yes, sorta maybe?

aka You can't kill an old ghost with a new sword. In this episode we explore the dystopian (sorta?) future of Singapore in the year 2037. We learn cyberpunk video games are cursed and that president of Xbox Phil Specter needs to work on his boundaries. sexy.wav by maurolupo | License: Attribution Noncommercial 3.0

aka Super everything is made up. A family that slays monsters together, stays monsters together. Or something. The Bergsons - Linda, John, Kevin, Mark, Lucy, Joey, Ben, Mary, Margaret, and honorary Bergson Apan - are the world's only hope to stop the Corruption. Hear our thoughts on this delightful rogue-ish indie pixel art game. Well, I just said "delightful" so I guess you get one thought for free. JUST ONE! Listen to hear the rest (also free)

aka Skeletorrent Our "Oops All Elden Ring" season continues. Ryan has a Crystal Sword that allows him to cosplay as Skeletor, Doug respecs for magic, and we both dream of a bright future where some new Elden Ring DLC adds a fishing mechanic. Oh, and somewhere near the end we talk about this week's game The Catch: Carp & Coarse.

aka my wayward son According to guidelines published by the Video Game Podcasters Guild, we are legally and morally obligated to talk about Elden Ring this episode. But since we don't want to get called into the office by Phil Specter's specter, we also squeeze in some time for the very excellent indie reverse-horror game Carrion.

aka Season B, Part 2 We finally make it out of the Bs by playing one last B game featuring a bee.

aka Deep in the bees We're back, bb! With a Double Fine double episode! Two games for the price of one! And that price is FREE!

There isn't enough money in the budget for an episode description this week.

aka The 37% Life Hack In this episode we send forklifts through tears in reality, dissolve hapless Bendies in pools of acid, and build rickety bridges all in an effort to get that next promotion!

aka Cow comedy red flags In space, no one can hear you scream in frustration at poorly implemented crafting mechanics and bad controller schemes.