Today’s Reading: The Hatchling, chapters 1 - 14 New book, new arc, new protagonist, same hosts. PB and CJ are still here to critically examine Nyra's parenting style, ~~Dustytuft~~ Phillip's ongoing deconstruction, and what fate might hold in store for Nyroc, the most chosen one-coded character to ever hatch on the night of an eclipse. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, skeet our Bluesky, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

Today’s Reading: The Burning, chapters 14 - 25 At last, our journey comes to an end. Well, Soren's journey to fight his evil brother at least. CJ and PB are still in here on their quest to discover the true meaning of Gizzard Resistance, the narrative merits of Kludd's death, and what on earth a snake named Gragg is doing here. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, skeet our Bluesky, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

PB and CJ went on Unnatural Selection to talk about the film adaptation of their favorite books! What did Zack Snyder do to our beautiful little owls? Just how beautiful is that feather animation? And what do we think of the movie's treatment of Kludd? Content warnings for The Capture, The Journey, and The Rescue include: cult programming and deprogramming, white supremacy, fascism, child slavery, cannibalism, graphic depictions of owl feeding and digestion functions, PTSD nightmares, a lot of owl deaths, attempted fratricide, successful parricide, owl swears, and a weirdly racialized way of handling a real dynamic between owls and snakes. Make sure to check out the rest of Unnatural Selection to hear about more adaptations, from Annihilation to The Book of Exodus. You can follow the show on Twitter @UnselectPod and its host Emma @ematsca. The music for the show is by Jake Loranger. You can find more of his work at amaranthine.bandcamp.com The articles Emma references in this episode can be found here: https://movieweb.com/exclusive-john-orloff-talks-legend-of-the-guardians-the-owls-of-gahoole/ https://www.expandedcinematography.com/the-cinematography-of-legend-of-the-guardians.html This crossover was made possible by the Moonshot Podcast Network! For more bonus content from all your favorite podcasters, head over to patreon.com/moonshotnetwork.

Today’s Reading: The Burning, chapters 1 - 13 CJ and PB are back after an extended hibernation! Please take note of the required reading list below to fully understand their discussion of The Northern Kingdoms. Fleckasia and Other Disorders of the Gizzard by Strix Emerilla First They Came by Martin Niemoller Fuel by Metallica A Song of Ice and Fire (Full Series) by George R. R. Martin -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, skeet our Bluesky, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

Today’s Reading: Bunnicula, by Deborah and James Howe And Edward Cullen calls himself a vegetarian vampire? Time to meet the real deal! -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the ~~Guardians of Ga’Hoole~~ Bunnicula? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Intro music is I Married Dracula (By Accident) by Dresden, the Flamingo Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

Today’s Reading: The Shattering, chapters 13 - 23 Toinght on Ga'Hooligans: Eglantine wields the powers of friendship and lighting, CJ finally uses her English degree and writes some fanfic, and PB spends most of the episode pondering a Sacred Orb. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

Today’s Reading: The Shattering, chapters 1 - 12 In the aftermath of the Pure Ones' attack, CJ and PB debate the crimes of Dewlap, owl table manners, and the deep sadness of Eglantine. CW: discussions of mental illness, trauma, and animal cruelty. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

Today’s Reading: The Siege, chapters 11-25 The Chaw of Chaws have infiltrated St. Aggies, but what will their investigation reveal? And when they return home, what titular peril awaits?? And most importantly, who will die, and who will parrot Winston Churchill??? -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

Today’s Reading: The Siege, chapters 1-10 CJ and PB return from their unintended hiatus to learn some new owl curse words, rage against book bannings, and make way too many bad puns as the Band prepare to return the place Soren's journey began. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

Today’s Reading: The Rescue, chapters 11 - 21 The Band faces the horrors of flintmopping, the hidden histories of Lyze of Keel, and the terrible truth of Metal Beak. Along the way PB and CJ have some scandals, some squabbles, some owl facts, and a BRAND NEW musical segment! -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at [email protected]. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak