Sorry the review is so late… I was stuck on my Only Fans boat ruminating on how JP is the most important Sounder in club history.

Put on another piece of a totem pole

Always a good laugh from professional talkers Gregr and Branden. Favorite former Seattle Sounders player Zach Scott. Favorite future Seattle Sounders player Kim Griffith (another fantastic gender-neutral child name, derived from Kim Kee-Hee).

Favorite player Roger Levesque Love the show… I’m laughing thru each one 💙💚💙💚💙

Brandon you should name your child Freddie, it’s gender neutral and is a club legend. My favorite Sounders player new is a tie between Stef Frei and Jordan Morris and player of old is Rodger Levesque

Pretty sure my IQ goes down slightly every time I listen, but keep it coming.

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More sumo, more wizard bird, more choo choo Nouhou. Favorite current Sounder: J-Mo Favorite all-time Sounder: Obaflips

After the 3-0 loss in MLS cup I found myself avoiding all MLS/soccer podcasts... except for this one! This podcast is great for a Sounders fan who wants a break from the other sounders/soccer podcasts that are all about the “nitty gritty”. Though the hosts definitely understand tactics, they prefer to focus on the culture and definitely deliver some much needed laughs along the way. Love it! Favorite Sounder has gotta be Nico! Thanks!

Boojah boojah Gustav Svensson boojah boojah booh, best of the rest

I don't know what Jan/Yan is on about. Plenty of quality 'footy' talk that's accessible to casual fans as well. I'm far from casual, but this is still a great show full of hilarious antics. We don't need srs analysis at all times. Enjoy the silliness and weiner-time. Keep it up, guys! Wizard Bird 4 life Will (Bear) Bruin and Dad Marshall

I laugh out loud while listening to this podcast. I enjoy the Sounders content, too! Favorite Sounder is definitely Stefan Frei. Thanks for the chuckles!

You guys have been “suggesting” we rate and comment, so it’s high time I complied! Love the pod. Love the tangents. Love the fun demeanor from the both of you. Great podcast!!! Favorites have to be Mauro Rosales and Cristian Roldan

The guys banter about a lot of things other than soccer but they are entertaining and you can tell they are having a genuinely fun time. When they finally drag themselves around to talking about our boys in Rave Green I would put them right up there with my number one favorite sounder podcast Winging It with Zak & Brad. Very entertaining and Jan you can go and eat a bag if Dicks with Alexi Lalas fir your one-star review.

Absolute tosh from two stereotypical loud mouth ignorant American boys who know nothing about football. If you want a more knowledgeable American based ‘soccer’ podcast try something else, anything but this crap.

Best bird for sumo, clearly the ostrich.

Favorite Seattle bird: Olive-Sided Flycatcher because it’s call has a notorious resemblance to the statement “quick three beers!”

My favorite "Seattle" bird is the Selasphorus rufus aka the Rufous hummingbird

As a now Chicago based Sounders it's a great pod about the current MLS happenings. I love all portions of this podcast, even the sumo stuff is great and makes me want to get into it!! Favorite player: Mauro Rosales

The sumo content reminds me of my childhood growing up in Okinawa (GO FC Ryukyu!!!). Also the Sounder content is great. The production quality is very professional and the hosts have great radio voices. Favorite player is probably Brad Evans since we share the same first name and first initial last name.

My favorite sumo wrestling podcast that occasionally covers the world of Seattle Sounders soccer. A+ would listen again.

I came for the Sounders FC talk, I stayed for the quantity of jokes. This podcast deserves definately a 5 star rating. Bring the MLS, bring the Sounders, and bring the SUMO! - Favorite Sounder: Left footed Jordan Morris; honorable mention: Nouhou!

I love this pod. But any episode that sumo is brought up is one I want to turn off. I don’t want to speak for everyone but I’m pretty sure that 99.99999999999% of listeners feel the same. Cristian Roldan rules!

I only listen to three podcasts. This one is my least favorite, but I still listen religiously. My favorite Sounder: Dad Marshall

I grew up watching and playing American football and didn’t care about soccer at all until I went to college in 2012 and started playing intramural. I started to understand and appreciate the game more and then in 2013 Clint Dempsey signed with the Sounders and I hadn’t really watched him before but I knew who he was so I started watching Seattle matches. I’ve since become a huge USMNT fan and have remained a Sounders fan even after Dempsey’s retirement. So he’s definitely my favorite Sounders player and my favorite all-time player period because he’s the reason I got into soccer and I’m so glad I did! Nice job with the podcast, guys!

It’s official, this podcast is now certified 100% #NotGarbage. Even the Sounders front office (or the person running their Twitter account) thins so. From random injury generators to made up “Cup” names for matches, these two will always leave you wanting more. Favorite sounder of all time: Zakuani. He’s a Steve and I’m a Steve, and us Steve’s have to stick together.

These guys are great. It's a funny podcast. My favorite segment is the wrap up TLDL: too long didn't listen and the outro prediction. Favorite player current: Torres Past: Oba

With every episode this podcast is becoming my favorite sounder podcast out! Great entertainment with 2 funny hosts. Favorite sounder =Zakuani

These guys bring good conversation, a wonderful sense of humor and a good perspective. Only 5 stars though. They would have had 6 if the hot garbage bot didn’t go missing from one episode

So much history, so much passion. El Corazón. Awesome pod, great local flavor, nerdy humor, casual feel.

Great Sounder podcast! Look forward to it every week. Catch me at the games with my Hot Garbage kit on. Keep up the good work guys!

When it comes to insightful Sounders podcasts, Full 90 - Extra Time is fast becoming my favorite go-to podcast. Each week, Greg and Branden re-cap the latest goings on at Sounders FC and provide a humorous, analytical take on what is HOT vs. what is HOT GARBAGE. It's a must-listen! Who's my favorite player? None other than the brilliant Obafemi Martins, hands down the best player to have ever worn Rave Green. Also, a pretty fun 4-syllable name to say at the Clink. 🎤😉

Cristian Roldan because I only started watching intently a few years ago and he has the most fire/drive/emotion on the whole team. He is a team guy that will give his all every game (i.e. playing with a broken arm last year) and be a veteran for the team.

Thanks for helping me understand soccer a little more. Andy is really humble and seems so kind!

He retweeted a tweet i wrote about Clint Dempsey punching guys in the wiener.

His tree fall celebration is scorched in my Sounders memory forever.

Two great broadcasters And proper football Cheers Neil