Some things you're born with, other things are a choice - when the two come together sometimes life gets floppy. Which Sounders FC player would we most like to see as his evil Wa-twin - hint: it's not Walodeiro. Also, fun fact,: Waluigi first appeared in the year 2000. Get ready for a whole huge bag of farts you ***********s!

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