Is time real? Are birds real? Is any of this world real? Harry Shipp left the Sounders to go wrestle with some of life’s existential questions and left the rest of us behind IN ORLANDO WITH CALEB PORTER. Sounders sign two new players, but really they just signed one really tall man who is 100% definitely old enough to buy beer. You can tell by his mustache.

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S3E14 - The Retournament

A weekly look into the Seattle Sounders FC, nerdy soccer culture, fan&nbsp;outrage, sumo, and an attempt to understand the hottest soccer league not funded by&nbsp;foreign royalty, MLS.