Say no to kids robbing you, and yes to Roman Torres! Nico’s beard gets the attention it deserves, and we preview the infinite void created by the small vacuum that are international breaks before the postseason begins. As our players travel far and wide through the infinite, unending space (and Sweden), we celebrate Kelvin Leerdam winning the inaugural Golden Clog! Don’t tweet, and don’t get fired. See you never!See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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