We wrote Sounders FC into a horror movie starring a ragtag group of teenagers, their geology teacher (Chad Marshall), a curmudgeonly parent chaperone (Clint Dempsey), and a guidance counselor who insists you "Just call him Brian."

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A weekly look into the Seattle Sounders FC, nerdy soccer culture, fan&nbsp;outrage, sumo, and an attempt to understand the hottest soccer league not funded by&nbsp;foreign royalty, MLS.